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Lala Kent

In the column of things I never thought I would say, Vanderpump Rules star Lala Kent’s biological clock is ticking.  And she wants to be a mom sooner rather than later.

Is she sure that’s not just her internal rage ticking away?  Waiting for the moment when someone makes a statement that has her flying off the handle at work.

Erika Girardi Erika Jayne

Pssst!  Hey, did you know there is other stuff going on in the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills world that isn’t drilled into our minds filmed?  Well, there is. And thankfully the words “puppy” and “gate” are not even uttered.  Oops.

Erika Jayne’s husband, Tom Girardi, has been involved in a $15 million dollar lawsuit.  And recently there has been an update that is sure to make Erika, and her paid glam squad friends, happy.

Larissa Dos Santos Lima Hopeful Assault Case Will Plea Out

Ever since she first appeared on 90 Day Fiance, Larissa Dos Santos Lima has been a standout figure in a world of interesting characters.  Eric Rosenbrook and Leida MargarethaNicole Nafziger and Azan Tefou.  Just to name a few.

Larissa’s relationship with Colt Johnson was awkward from the moment she stepped off the plane and into the arms of her flower-less beau.  Yet, fans soon realized this couple had more serious issues when it was reported Larissa had been arrested for domestic assault.  Unfortunately, this was not a one-time incident.  Larissa was arrested two more times for assaulting Colt. However, the previous assault charges got dropped.

Kyle Richards thrown out of Villa Rosa

I think we can all agree that Tuesday night’s episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was a doozy. Before the season even aired there were reports of the falling out between Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards.

We also saw glimpses of the fiery episode with Kyle and Lisa yelling at each other.  This past Tuesday we finally witnessed the entire train wreck. And boy it was one for the records.  

Bravo Is Bringing Back Blind Date

Bravo has created a world of reality tv viewing.  Real Housewives of New York, Below Deck, Southern Charm, and Shahs of Sunset to name a few. Almost every day of the week we tune in to see what shenanigans our favorite, or most loathed, “character” gets themselves into.

Are you wanting a change of scenery? Do you hate blind dates but LOVE watching others squirm having one? Then your prayers have been answered because  Bravo has decided to bring back one of the classics.

Erika Jayne

Hey, you know what I’ve been wondering?  What Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ice princess extraordinaire, Erika Jayne’s, opinion is on Lisa Vanderpump. Ha! I almost managed that with a straight face.

And let me clarify I use the name ice princess because no way are you to the level of a queen, Erika.  Not even your $40,000 per month glam squad can make you interesting.

Lala Kent

The Queen of Ass Class, Lala Kent had a pretty major meltdown in the doorway to SUR a few weeks ago on Vanderpump Rules.

I read somewhere that a girl’s nails might determine her level of crazy.  And while I know the post was in good fun, I can’t help but think there might be some truth to it. Because Lala went full-blown mental on Raquel Leviss and Billie Lee.  

Lisa Vanderpump

Personally, I think the women of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills should be fined every time they mention “puppygate”.  That dog has created a shit storm I would LOVE to find shelter from. Unfortunately, there doesn’t seem to be an end in sight.

That little dog has no idea how lucky it is to be out of Casa de Foreclosure aka Dorit Kemsley’s mansion.  And, ironically enough, the woman at the center of it all,  Lisa Vanderpump isn’t even watching the drama unfold.