Real Housewives of Atlanta is gearing up for quite a season. As we dry our tears of pain because NeNe Leakes is
fired no longer on the show, now the cast has a whole new infection to deal with. Cynthia Bailey had a history of lookin’ for love in all the wrong places, until she found Mike Hill. Viewers have been inundated with the #chill hashtag for about two years, and the happy couple got engaged in 2019.
Cynthia was accused of using her engagement with Mike as a storyline, which kind of tracks because she usually has no storyline. But Cynthia was smitten with Mike and it was obvious she was thrilled at the prospect of becoming Mrs. Hill. Cynthia had the location. She had the dress. And she had the guest list. With dreams of rings, vows, and cameras dancing in her head, she wasn’t anticipating a pandemic to gate crash. Thanks to the Rona, NeNe wasn’t the only one who missed Cynthia’s ceremony.
Pretty much all I remember about America’s Next Top Model is that Shandi Sullivan had sex with someone who wasn’t her boyfriend in a hot tub night one. I can’t seem to remember important dates or facts but this is somehow burned in my memory bank. The real point, however, is that I didn’t watch ANTM. That reason was Tyra Banks.
In the early years of ANTM she also had a talk show, Tyra. It was focused on “women’s issues” and often featured women from ANTM. That way, Tyra could make Tyra all about herself. Now, for whatever reason, she’s hosting Dancing With the Stars and banning any and all Housewives.
We’re all sick of it. The horrible plague began it’s assault on the world earlier this year and most everyone has been impacted by the virus. The entertainment world basically shut down in an effort to slow the spread. We said good-bye to Broadway and a host of television shows went out of production. As we try to move forward in a safe manner, we are seeing the fallout of such an extraordinary contagion.
Businesses took a very hard hit. If it didn’t close, it might be struggling. Speaking of struggling, Real Housewives of Atlanta veteran, Shereé Whitfield has long touted her fashion line. Those obsessed with on-trend styles and everything Vogue have been waiting years for the official debut of She by Shereé. Now, it’s with a heavy heart that I must report Coronavirus has taken yet another métier. Friends, we must bid adieu to our dreams of a fashion show with no fashion.
After dating for a minute and a half, Real Housewives of Atlanta viewers witnessed Porsha Williams pushing Dennis McKinley for a proposal. Then, she got pregnant and it happened. However, they seemingly never actually started planning a wedding.
Instead, Dennis admittedly cheated on Porsha when she was pregnant
and probably many other times. I just don’t get why more than one person is trying to get with Dennis McKinley. Maybe it’s the hot dogs. I really can’t think of anything else. Nevertheless, Porsha has stuck around, desperately trying to make this thing work, even when he’s spotted at a diner in the middle of the night with a handful of random women. Welp, apparently it’s finally over.
Man, you can do a lot with $125k. That would be a nice down payment on something substantial. It could be a generous donation to a worthy cause. You could probably put a couple of kids through college with that amount of money. Another thing $125k would bring is NeNe Leakes to your wedding. 2020 has got jokes and jokes.
As everyone in the free world seems to know, NeNe has departed from her OG position on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Gone but definitely not forgotten, because NeNe won’t
leave us alone allow us to forget. NeNe’s former best friend Cynthia Bailey finally wed Mike Hill earlier this month. Most of the RHOA cast was on the guest list. NeNe was also on the guest list, but she wasn’t trying to attend as a courtesy. She wanted to get paid. Allegedly.
Raise your hand if you’re watching Bravo’s Chat Room, I’ll wait. The new nightly talk show is hosted by various Bravolebrities. Porsha Williams is representing Real Housewives of Atlanta, much to NeNe Leakes’ dismay. Hannah Berner from Summer House holds a spot. Gizelle Bryant from Real Housewives of Potomac and Below Deck alum Kate Chastain round out the rest of the cast. They dish about subjects related to pop culture and of course Bravo
Bravo fucking Bravo. As you may know, Real Housewives of New York is getting a new cast member. Eboni K. Williams is preparing for her first season and she’s the first black cast member of RHONY.
Eboni will be a huge asset in several ways. She is a lawyer, honey. So out of the gate you know she can talk. Gizelle is particularly pleased to see Eboni come on board. See, Giz has beef with Ramona Singer. Ramona shooed Giz out of a photo in July 2019 and the incident has been burned in Gizelle’s brain ever since. Not much can get under Ramona’s very renewed skin, but Gizelle is hoping Eboni manages to provide a challenge for the veteran and just maybe send the Ramonacoaster off the rails.
We all know that NeNe Leakes and Gregg Leakes‘ marriage is far from conventional. They divorced, got back together, and re-married, all on reality TV. She complained about how hard her life was when Gregg had cancer. She even said he got cancer as karma. Meanwhile, she was accused of having a secret boyfriend, before she joked about having side pieces.
But, through it all, Gregg has continued to praise NeNe. Meanwhile, NeNe is busy trashing Andy Cohen and Wendy Williams while simultaneously telling the two of them not to talk about her. Now, one of Wendy’s friends, Growing Up Hip Hop cast member Madina Milana is accusing NeNe of getting inappropriate with rapper French Montana.
Real Housewives of Atlanta is in desperate need of a cast shake up. Now, they have the chance. NeNe Leakes’ messy departure has been making headlines for some time now. At least Eva Marcille went low key about not coming back. So that leaves at least two spots open on the show.
While NeNe isn’t doing the show any favors, it looks like Eva put in a good word for two possible peaches.