It was a night of changes galore for the ladies of Real Housewives Of Atlanta. And despite what Japanese fortunes may have predicted, everyone’s lives were shifting and sliding in various directions. Just like the empty old wine bottles Cynthia Bailey wants to affix to the walls of her new wine bar.
I mean Jesus told Cynthia to do it and she is a “prayer of Jesus” who says recycle thy juice of the holy spirit. Or maybe that’s just Cynthia’s way of hiding how much wine she and her fellow Housewives consume?
In short, she has been the hot topic of conversation among Real Housewives fanatics. Oh, and the Housewives themselves. Recently NeNe Leakes claimed that Lisa tricked her and stole the idea (and location for) Pump Restaurant from her. Lisa’s costar Erika Jayne recently chimed in on the bicoastal beef.
Real Housewives of Atlantavet, Kandi Burrusshas been ensconced in the Celebrity Big Brother House since January 21. Her husband Todd Tucker has been vigilant on social media requesting fans to vote for Kandi as America’s Favorite Houseguest. The winner of this illustrious honor receives $25,000, so Todd is “invested” (see what I did there) in Kandi bringing home the prize.
It is safe to say Todd feels Kandi’s celebrity friends have not shown enough support for the working mom. He recently shared encouraging words for Kandi, and thinly veiled threats for others, to keep the $25,000 hope alive.
Last night the Real Housewives Of Atlanta ended their trip to Tokyo with some tears, but plenty of laughs. I never thought we’d see a Real Housewives trip end without a major blowout fight. However, it turns out pickles make people laugh, they make people love, and they make people forget all their rude thoughts! More pickles for the reunion, Andy Cohen!
Over in Japan Dennis McKinley is missing Porsha Williams so much he sends her a bouquet of flowers that looks like the vegetation in a Super Mario Brothers game from the 90’s.
This so-called arrangement was a hot mess that was bursting out of its box – just like Porsha’s boobs were bursting out of her top. Some mad science definitely was being used to keep those things taped. She was one sneeze away from an explosion. NASA has better things to do, y’all!
On tonight’s Real Housewives Of Atlanta, the women are still in Tokyo but they are finally coming together to throw Eva Marcille the type of raunchy bachelorette party every real Housewife deserves – complete with inappropriate use of pickles, samurai strippers, and plenty of unwanted advice!
First the ladies take a samurai lesson which has them using head-to-head combat (and wooden swords) instead of words to over differences of opinions, but the exercise proves to soften a long-standing rivalry. Bravo isn’t sharing who’s who, but I’m guessing that Porsha Williams and Kandi Burruss finally stop hating each other.
Now that Andy Cohen has someone else to call him Daddy, is he already making plans for more kids? When Benjamin Allen Cohen was born on February 4, Andy’s life went from after-hours cocktails to after-hours formula. Furbaby Wacha now has to compete for Daddy’s attention!
The new father has been receiving lots of support from his family of Housewives, who are all shining examples of motherhood waiting to share their knowledge on the dos and don’ts of child-rearing. As most parents know – minutes after your child arrives, people begin asking when you’re having more. So is there a brother or sister in Ben’s future? According to the host ofWatch What Happens Live, it depends.
So far season 11 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta has been in a bit of a slump. Most of the tension has centered around fashion. Yawn. Things finally livened up during the cast trip to Tokyo. The ladies bonded over karaoke, walked the city streets like a runway, and played some games with Geishas.
The drama heated up as well. Eva Marcille stepped up to the plate in her $1200 flip flips and served Marlo Hampton an epic dose of shade. And it looks like the fun and drama will continue!