Does anyone else have whiplash from all the news Porsha Williams has been providing us as of late? The Real Housewives of Atlanta star stunned fans when she recently announced her engagement to Simon Guobadia. The truth is, we don’t know what to be more pressed about. The fact that Porsha claims they have only been together for a month (doubtful). Or that Simon just so happens to be soon-to-be ex-husband of Falynn Guobadia. You know, the Falynn that Porsha brought onto RHOA after she hung out in her pool. Of course, Porsha is trying to spin that. She made a point to address it in her Instagram post announcing their engagement. Porsha wrote, “Falynn and I are not friends, and Simon’s divorce has been settled.”
Fans were understandably not too happy about Porsha’s choices. Porsha faced some major backlash. Even former costar NeNe Leakes walked back her congratulations once she found out the deets. But not only has this produced a big fat ring for Porsha, but it also got her a three part spin-off. So I guess Bravo could care less about the optics of it all. Then again, this is the whole point of Bravo programming.
Everyone and their mother has something to say about Porsha Williams these days, and the Real Housewives of Atlanta isn’t even on TV right now. But to be fair, Porsha dropped a bomb when she revealed that she received quite a massive engagement ring recently. No, not from Hot Dog Dennis McKinley, but Simon Guobadia. The ex-husband of her old friend Falynn Guobadia whom she brought to the show. New messy besties Kenya Moore and Marlo Hampton have let their feelings be known about the situation. Nene Leakes has also expressed her opinion, after some confusion. And fans have been flooding P’s comments so much that she limited them on Instagram. But what did she expect with this total betrayal of girl code?
Falynn even revealed that her divorce with Simon isn’t even final yet prior to him getting down on one knee. Yet, Porsha’s ready for a spin-off special and a potential Bravo wedding. Let’s just hope if this is going to play out on TV that Falynn gets a peach in her hand and a hefty check in her pocket to tell her side of the story.
Something leaked into the Bravo water and that is some toxic mess. The past two weeks have given us more drama during hiatus than actual production. Porsha Williams and Falynn Guobadia are about to go full The Boy Is Mine on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Kim Zolciak is permanently tardy for the party and now the party is OVAH. Real Housewives of Dallas star Tiffany Moon has been subjected to racism on social media during AAPI month. What else could possibly happen?
Grab a Kleenex and a soothing tea, perhaps. After a season of nonsense and complete delusion where we learned, SUMMER, FUN, HANNAH BERNER, NOT FUN – the time has come. Let’s all join hands and bow our heads
in thanks, Hannah will not be returning to Summer House.
Porsha Williams has truly managed to give us more drama in the past week than the entire thirteenth season of the Real Housewives of Atlanta. And let’s just hope that even though the show just wrapped someone with a camera is capturing the behind-the-scenes for next season.
If you haven’t heard, Porsha is newly engaged. No, not to hot dog Dennis McKinley. To Falynn Guobadia’s very recent ex Simon Guobadia. Like so recent that their divorce isn’t even finalized yet. And in case you forgot, Porsha was the one who introduced Falynn to RHOA, despite her claiming they aren’t friends. While Falynn probably spoke a total of 10 minutes the entire last season, she didn’t make a dime from appearing on the show. Let’s hope she manages to get a peach in her hand next season, so we can really see this all go down.
After almost a year in the pandemic, December of 2020 revealed some major shifts in the reality of Bravo’s reality tv franchises. It was announced that Below Deck had taken the number one ranking on the network! That means besting every Real Housewife franchise, previously led by Real Housewives of Atlanta.
The most recent Below Deck Mediterranean season was an absolute stunner, with dramatic ripples still making their way through the Bravo-sphere. The current Below Deck Sailing Yacht franchise has also upped the drama and intrigue this season. We’re talking love triangles, anchor drama, and pregnancy announcements! Meanwhile, RHOA is bringing us some SERIOUS love triangle/engagement mess mixed with a whole lot of other drama. Like moths to a dumpster fire, fans can’t look away. No wonder viewers are scrambling for more content from both of these series!
Kim Zolciak-Biermann has accomplished a feat not many of us can do. She single-handedly altered the perception of time as we know it and turned 15 minutes of fame into multiple seasons of a spin-off. It really was quite remarkable given she was introduced to a viewing audience as a single mom having an affair with a married man, testing the boundaries of the music industry.
Real Housewives of Atlanta was Kim’s launch pad. Cameras followed Kim during her RHOA tenure until she met the man of her
wallet dreams, Kroy Biermann. Kim and Kroy were the Romeo and Juliet of Atlanta, minus the hemlock and vocabulary. Their relationship gave hope to those searching for true love and an NFL contract. Kim produced four more children and a spinoff called, Don’t Be Tardy. Premiering in 2012, the show highlighted Kim and her now very large family and their various antics, it was also a long-running advert for red Solo cups. Now after 8 years, rumor has it DBT has a DNR. But Kim is doing her best to once again manipulate the concept of time and keep that 15 minutes going.
Porsha Williams brought Falynn Guobadia onto Real Housewives of Atlanta as her friend. Well, it’s clear that friendship is dunzo.
On May 10, 2021 Porsha confirmed that she was in a relationship with Simon Guobadia, who is Falynn’s ex-husband. RHOA viewers were shook. The divorce was recent, but Porsha didn’t mind. In fact, Porsha’s baby daddy Dennis McKinley is good friends with Simon. This whole situation is beyond messy.
Marlo Hampton is one of the longest-running cast members on Real Housewives of Atlanta who doesn’t hold a peach. It’s only speculation that Marlo’s slightly large mug shot collection is what deters Bravo from handing her a full time slot, but she has become familiar in her role as side
chickkick. Marlo plays the game well and her eloquent forays into confrontation are always an interesting addition to the show.
RHOA is flooding the news right now but it isn’t because they are coming off an epic season. A journey into the forbidden land of mononymous exotic dancers and a reunion featuring wardrobe choices from your friendly neighborhood BDSM boutique has now been forgotten thanks to Porsha Williams. Have you heard Porsha has a new man in her life? Well kids, PORSHA, PORSHA, PORSHA isn’t the only one struck by cupid’s arrow. Ms. Marlo might have a new gentleman caller as well.