I’m just gonna be honest: I was bored watching the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills reunion. Maybe it’s because this season has been so overblown. All the revelations about Lisa Vanderpump not showing were already out and it was just a big old meh. It was big old gushy fake love fest about how Kyle Richards is queen… And Erika Jayne needs one of Dorit Kemsley‘s CLIPs to be put over her mouth.
Speaking of clips, the ones in Dorit’s hair should have read, “Fake” “Broke” “Grifter” “Dog Dumper” “Liar” “Bad Designer” And worst of all, “PK’s Wife.” The rest of Dorit’s outfit looked like a disco ball blew up. Hey, they’re broke so reduce, reuse, recycle to make the most of life on limited means.
Phaedra Parks, formerly of the Real Housewives of Atlanta ,had her peach ripped from her acrylic-tipped claws when she spread a terrible rumor about Kandi Burruss. Ugh, Phaedra is literally the worst.
Even through she is pretty much a monster, there have been plenty of rumors floating around that Phaedra is going to make a return to the Real Housewives of Atlanta. Not if Kandi has anything to say about it! And I’m sure Kandi has plenty to say about it, seeing as she is the only cast member franchise-wide who has any actual talent. I mean, not to discount Luann de Lesseps’ vocal stylings …
Last week marked the return of the notorious Ashley Jacobs to Southern Charm. Thomas Ravenel’s loose cannon ex was invited by Eliza Limehouse to a gathering at her family’s country home. Ashley managed to anger or offend nearly everyone there. Things got even worse once she actually started to speak to the guests!
However, the two Southern Charmer’s whom Ashley has had the most drama with (besides Thomas) weren’t even at the gathering. Kathryn Dennis was at her brother’s wedding–a lucky break for her! Ashley’s other arch nemesis, grande dame Patricia Altschul, must have declined the invite–or maybe she had a previous luncheon engagement at McDonald’s. Patricia might not have been at the gathering, but she shared her thoughts about Ashley on social media before the episode aired. Needless to say, they weren’t warm and fuzzy accolades.
Tonight the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills reunion we’ve all been waiting for begins! To be clear we’ve been waiting for this reunion because that means this ridiculous non-season is officially over!
All the ladies and Andy Cohen arrive on set expecting to finally get their long-awaited confrontation with Lisa Vanderpump to demand answers about PuppyGate, only to learn that Lisa isn’t showing up!
Of course this just means the women get to stick to their schtick of talking about Lisa instead of being real and honest about their own lives. That is until new scapegoat Camille Grammer shows up!
The season premiere of Real Housewives of Orange County is right around the corner. The reveal of the cast photo for Season 14 of RHOC rocked our world because it was missing the one and only OG of the OC. The cast photo does feature returning Housewives Tamra Judge, Shannon Beador, Kelly Dodd, Emily Simpson, Gina Kirschenheiter, and newbie, Braunwyn Windham-Burke. (The newbie’s name sounds like it was ripped from Days of Our Lives – so I’m expecting a lot from her).
Vicki Gunvalson may not be holding an orange this season as a full-time housewife, but you can’t break her spirit! In spite of taking a reportedly serious pay cut, Vicki has spoken out about being demoted, sharing with fans that she is still, “proud to be the “OG of the OC.” (Because duh). Vicki has even received public support from long-time frenemy Tamra. She may be in a diminished role, but she’s not letting it break up the Tres Amigas or stop her from getting money where she can!
The Shahs of Sunset cast are known for being rude, obnoxious, and possibly…hoodrats. You know, typical reality TV star behavior. But they also are known for being entrepreneurs and always seem to be onto the next big thing.
Last season was focused on the launch of Golnesa “GG” Gharachedaghi’s new business, a cannabis line called WuSah. Viewers saw GG proud to be a first time business owner. We also saw Nema Vand do all the
bitch work assistant work for her. That man can put together a mean powerpoint presentation. And now GG better get ready for some competition, because another Shahs cast member has a new business venture of their own.
Joe Giudice has been winning tiny victories here and there regarding his deportation appeal, but the battle is far from over. In 2014, Teresa Giudice’s husband was sentenced to 41 months in the pokey for federal fraud. Even people who do not watch reality television knew Tre was sentenced to 15 months in “camp” after pleading guilty to charges. Teresa served her time and went right back to filming. Now she is enjoying her new pool, an ALLEGED new man, and more screen time than ever on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Who says crime doesn’t pay?
The same cannot be said for Juicy Joe. In the past, Joe has said going to jail would be like a vacation. For all intents and purposes, if you find yourself married to Teresa – the pokey might actually be a respite. It could be safe to say Joe no longer feels that way. Since being released in March of this year, Joe was immediately detained in ICE custody. While Teresa travels and tries out new
boyfriends hairstyles, the four daughters she shares with Joe miss their dad terribly. The children have been very vocal about wanting their father to avoid deportation, both Miliania and Gia Giudice have made public pleas in an effort to keep Joe in the United States. Recently, another request from Joe’s attorneys has been granted. Once again, his desire to remain in the US hangs in the balance.
Season 11 of Real Housewives of Atlanta featured many milestones in Porsha Williams’ life. She dated, and became engaged to, the Hot Dog King, Dennis McKinley. The couple welcomed their precious daughter, Pilar Jhena McKinley, in March of 2019. Since the Bravo cameras didn’t want to miss out on this experience, the engaged duo also had a baby special leading up to Pilar’s birth.
Unfortunately, the status of Dennis and Porsha’s relationship is murky. Porsha faced some big financial problems (please pay your taxes, people!) Dennis was also the subject of cheating rumors, and Porsha unfollowed her fiancé on Instagram on two separate occasions. RHOA viewers are left hanging as to whether the engagement, and relationship, are done.