What an epic fail that we had the Real Housewives Of Atlanta visit Lindsay Lohan‘s beach club and we don’t get a Lohan sighting or any of the requisite drama?! Instead, we had to pretend that Dina Lohan is some famous friend of Kandi Burruss‘ and the ladies were doing Dina a favor by visiting her daughter’s little beachside bar. But a Lohan was not present. Nor was there a mention of Lindsay’s failed reality show.
So the women are in Greece trying to figure out how goddesses behave. In fairness to NeNe Leakes and Kenya Moore, the original Greek goddesses were a pretty vengeful and petty bunch, ergo probably not above spitting or questioning the moistness level of one’s kitty. Still Nene Leakes is no goddess, and as a mortal her behavior was APPALLING.
Yes, Kenya is a shady bitch who’s nasty-nice and pushes buttons that are way below the belt, but spitting on someone and threatening to assault them as NeNe was doing – NEWP, NEWP, NEWP!
The Real Housewives of Atlanta cast vacation in Greece continues tonight. And, apparently, it’s all about the ladies’ determination to get NeNe Leakes and Kenya Moore to make up. First off, why would they want that? The drama is what keeps this show going. Second, that’s just never going to happen. Unless, NeNe and Kenya have a common enemy, of course. Other than that, there’s no way these two will ever be on the same side.
But, Cynthia Bailey and Kandi Burruss have no other storylines, so they’re gonna push this NeNe and Kenya reconciliation as much as they can. And I’m sure one of them is just gonna explode, which is probably what Cynthia and Kandi really we want it. We see you, girls. Oh, and Tanya Sam and Porsha Williams are also on this same quest of harmony. Please be more interesting, thank you. At least we have Marlo Hampton around. She’s never afraid to be her true messy self, none of this harmony nonsense.
With friends like Kenya Moore, who needs enemies? Kenya roasted Cynthia Bailey multiple times during the last episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta episode. She called out Cynthia for her lack of wine knowledge a few times.
That doesn’t seem like a big deal, but it is considering that Cynthia does own a wine cellar. This is the same person who flipped out at Tanya Sam for revealing she wears a wig and claimed it was a dig at the Kenya Moore Haircare line. So, why is Kenya doing the same thing to Cynthia? And here’s the real question: why does Cynthia forgive Kenya so easily? Every. Single. Time. Obviously, NeNe Leakes and Marlo Hampton had a lot ot say about this situation.
That reconciliation between Porsha Williams and NeNe Leakes came out of nowhere. The two of them have barely spoken this season on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Then, Porsha pulls NeNe aside to make up, even though NeNe is the woman who fat-shamed Porsha six days after she gave birth and went crazy on Porsha in her bedroom closet.
How did this happen? Was it even sincere? Kandi Burruss and Kenya Moore don’t think so, which isn’t a surprise. Well, the Kenya part isn’t a surprise. Kandi was the first RHOA cast member to be cool with NeNe (when no one else wanted to film with her) this season and she’s stopped shading Porsha, well, until now that is.
Even though the Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 12 reunion taping has been postponed due to Coronavirus concerns, that doesn’t mean we’ve run out of new RHOA content. Thankfully, the ladies’ Greek vacation continued on Sunday night. It was an entertaining episode, as per usual.
The weirdest part of the last episode was when Kenya Moore kept pointing out that Cynthia Bailey has zero wine knowledge, even though she recently opened up a wine cellar in Atlanta. Why was Kenya shading her most loyal friend in the group? Oh, that’s right, because she can get away with it. We have all seen Cynthia turn a blind eye to Kenya and excuse her behavior and Sunday’s episode was no different. Of course, Kenya pulled her same old tricks. In response to Kenya’s constant shade, Porsha Williams and Tanya Sam bought Cynthia a Greek evil eye bracelet to ward off jealousy and haters. Cynthia is on Real Housewives of Atlanta, it’s way too late to ward off the haters now. Maybe if she had a thousand evil bracelets. That many bracelets might work.
You guys… I am so sorry for the delay in this Real Housewives Of Atlanta recap! I was not prepared, mentally and otherwise, for the Coronavirus quarantine/homeschooling curve. The true pandemic is going to be if all these parents can survive being trapped in the house with their kids trying to educate them using a PBS app and their own foggy remembrances of school. I think I’m going to have mine start by alphabetizing the pantry, then baking me cookies.
The next test will be if I can handle dealing with my husband for the next two weeks… But is any of that really worse than going on an international vacation with Nene Leakes and Kenya Moore? Those two are THE WORST. They are the Coronavirus of their friend group.
Real Housewives viewers have seen these people fall out over the most trivial things and remain friends over the most critical sins. Basically, there’s no logic when it comes to forecasting Real Housewives friendships.
Last year, NeNe Leakes fat shamed Porsha Williams, 6 days after she gave birth to her daughter PJ. In that same conversation,
a super jealous NeNe hated on Porsha’s three-part spin-off special. Then, they just squashed their beef during last night’s RHOA episode with zero lead-up. Porsha initiated the conversation and just wanted to return to their previous “big sis/lil sis” dynamic. Maybe she just wanted to make sure she was in NeNe’s good graces before NeNe went all out against Kenya Moore. I wouldn’t blame Porsha for trying to secure a safe position in the middle of that feud. Perhaps, she just genuinely missed being regarded as NeNe’s lil sis. Either way, I find it tough to understand, but that is none of my business.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Greece during tonight’s new episode. Last week, everyone was attempting to walk on eggshells following the announcement of Kenya Moore and Marc Daly’s split. Cynthia Bailey even persuaded NeNe Leakes to say some
disingenuous nice words to Kenya. Kenya responding by thanking every Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member individually for supporting her, except for NeNe. She knew what she was doing with that one, so she attempted to broker some peace by bringing NeNe a piece of cake, but that obviously didn’t work.
The Greek drama continues tonight. And we are supposedly getting that highly hyped spit-filled moment between NeNe and Kenya. My years of Real Housewives viewership has me feeling like we will not actually get this confrontation until the end of the episode. Most likely, we will be hit with a “to be continued” ending.