They won’t go away, so I am doing my best to embrace them.  Who am I kidding?  Given the allergic reaction I seem to be having, that must mean it’s time for our daily dose of Dash.  First up?  A glorious baby shower hosted by Queen Bee Kris Jenner.

As you know, Kourtney is bringing yet another Disick Kardashian into the world, and her mother graciously hosted a soiree this past Saturday to toast the impending birth of Kourtney’s daughter.  Life & Style reports on the event.  I’m sure of course we’ll all get to see it when it airs on one of their many reality shows.  These folks don’t do anything without cameras present, right Ray J?

A source tells the magazine, “Kourtney’s shower was so nice!  Her mom and sisters were there, of course. They talked, laughed, and played games. There was a bar and lots of different types of foods and desserts, including sushi and little sandwiches.  She seemed happy and excited earlier in the day before the shower. Her son, Mason, was there, too.”

“Lehr & Black did Kourtney’s shower invitations,” adds another ‘insider’ citing, “They were beautiful.”


As Kourtney will be welcoming a girl this go-round, an eyewitness gives us the scoop on the girly color scheme.  Said eyewitness (I feel like I should be writing about a crime scene, not a baby shower with that word) shares, “Flowers were blush-pink peonies, pink Dutch hydrangeas and garden sweet peas in pink-and-fuchsia containers.  The theme was all pink and whites. Petals LA did the floral arrangements.”

“There were about 90 people at 10 tables,” reveals another guest/catering staffer insider.  NINETY?  Gracious.

“Kourtney got lots of gifts from Bel Bambini,” says the eyewitness.  That’s a good thing, seeing as Kourtney registered there for her car seat, video monitor, and other cute and girly baby needs.

Another source shares, “Multiple women arrived bearing numerous gifts for Kourtney’s new baby. At one point, a Toyota van drove up to the property and numerous people rushed over to the car to help a blond female carry a huge gift, in black-and-white wrapping paper and a big red bow, into the house.”  She must have purchased the car seat…

Sadly for Kourtney, her boyfriend Scott Disick was hosting a party in Atlantic City, so he was unable to attend the shower.  Fear not though, as he was at the shower hosted for the couple by his family last month.  Plus, someone way more douchey famous was there instead.  Y’all know I’m talking about Kanye West! confirms that the cameras were rolling for the event, so is it safe to say the rapper is morphing into a reality star?  Kim tells the site,”I want to show my life.”  And due to the constant photo ops of these two, we know her life includes Kanye.  While she remains mum on the pair’s relationship, she does assure us that “[i]f we are having dinner and he does show up, I’m sure we’re not going to go, ‘Stop the cameras!'”  Thank goodness!  I was a bit worried for a second there.

“I’m not going to be taking a bubble bath and drinking champagne or on a sex swing [on camera] like Khloe [Kardashian Odom] and Lamar [Odom] do. It’s not going to be like that,” Kim promises.  A promise that she’d better keep!

“My heart’s a little more guarded,” she admits after her failed marriage to Kris Humphries. “I showed so much of myself in the past. You almost get embarrassed showing this big wedding, which I would have had cameras or not. So I think you want to just guard yourself.”  Almost embarrassed?

Oh well, they won’t be our problem all summer long…let England worry about them!  Khloe reveals that Lamar is hoping to make the U.S. Olympic basketball team.  If all goes as planned, the family will be saying “Cherrio!” to the summer games.

“I’ve never been to London,” Khloe tells the site. “I’m just going to stand in front of Buckingham Palace and screaming, ‘Let me in!'”  I apologize in advance, London.  God save the Queen!

And finally, because it wouldn’t be a Kardashian post if Kim wasn’t tweeting pictures of herself, she recently shared the below picture on her twitter with the caption, “The tannerexic mom has some serious competition!!! LOL”  She was clearly poking fun at Patricia Krentcil, the mother whose five-year-old daughter was taken away after being brought into a tanning booth.

“Relax that’s just a spray!!! I washed off & I’m back to my normal tan self! But how crazy does it look after being on for 8 hours,” Kim tweeted after some fans expressed concern over her sun exposure.  I just…but,um…no words.


Kim’s Instagram photo on twitter

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