Oooooooooooklahoma, where Kanye’s raps come sweepin’ ‘cross the dial.  Kardashian fragrances sure smell sweet, when Kim’s on her feet, walking her way back down the wedding aisle!

Because I didn’t want to quote Kanye West’s “Gold Digger” (no matter how appropriate it may be), I give you, dear readers, my take on Oklahoma!  Wonder why?  Keep reading!  Kanye is reportedly ready to get hitched to Kim, y’all!  And while he’ll likely opt for a million dollar Bentley instead of a surrey with the fringe on top as their reception getaway vehicle, he is making some plans…and those plans could include Oklahoma.


According to sources close to the rapper and his fame whoring hardworking reality TV starlet, it won’t be long before the pair says “I do.”  In fact, he’s already started designing her engagement ring…with some of his late mother’s favorite pieces of jewelry.

An insider tells, “Kanye picked out some of Donda’s most expensive pieces, including some diamond earrings and a ruby ring.  He then gave them to a private jeweler friend to make Kim a one-of-a-kind engagement ring.”

Everyone with the Internet or who spends time in the tabloid filled grocery line knows how close Kanye was to his late mother Donda who tragically died in 2007 due to botched plastic surgery.  Now it seems that he wants to bequeath his mother’s keepsakes on his new lady love.  Oh, Kanye.  Do you watch her show?  You won’t get those sentimental (and wildly expensive pieces) back after the break-up!  Common sense, please.

The source reveals, “Donda was such an important person in Kanye’s life, he thought the world of her and was devastated when she died. So, he kept all her jewelry as keepsakes – a lot of the pieces were items he bought over the years after he made it as a hip-hop star.”

Continuing, the insider explains, “[N]ow Kanye has found a woman he respects and loves just as much as his mom, so he wants to share her jewelry collection with Kim.”  Gracious, Kanye.  Do you realize how much that sounds like the Kardashian’s Sears‘ pitch?  They want to share their fashion with people who shop at Sears the world (I’m not judging…I flipping love Sears and get so much satisfaction about gaining compliments on Sears’ inexpensive cute dresses.  And no, they are not from the Kardashian Kollection).

“He’s hoping to propose to Kim with the ring when she finally gets divorced,” the source shares…much to the public’s chagrin and Kris Jenner’s bank roll’s excitement.

Of course, Beyonce and Jay-Z some of Kanye’s actual friends are concerned that he is moving too quickly and have warned him that if he gives up his mother’s most prized possessions, he may never see them again when if the relationship fails.

“His friends think it’s a terrible idea and are advising him not to give Kim the ring,” the insider asserts. “Because it’s a gift, it would be difficult for Kanye to ask for it back if they ever split up.”

Hoping to sway the rap mogul, the source states, “[Friends] also reminded him that Kim is not somebody who works hard for her money. She makes millions doing reality shows and selling her image, and Donda’s jewelry shouldn’t be part of that image.”

And here it is…my bad lyrics were not for naught.  That last sentence totally satisfied my inner geek.  Kanye wants the wedding to take place in either his hometown of Chicago or Oklahoma where his mother is buried.  Before you get upset with me, I think that his hope to say his vows in Oklahoma is beyond sweet, and I hate that he lost his wonderful mother.  However, this is a post about Kim Kardashian potentially getting married…YET AGAIN.  Please allow me some artistic license!

A source relays to the site, “Oklahoma is his personal choice because his mother’s grave is there – and he wants her at his wedding in spirit, but he hasn’t ruled out Chicago, which he credits for giving him inspiration for building his glittering career.”

The Huffington Post also believes the camera shy (haha!) pair will walk down the aisle sooner rather than later. The hold-up?  Kim’s divorce proceedings from Kris Humphries which are lasting far longer than the couple’s blink-and-you-missed-it marriage.  It predicts that as soon as the ink is dry on the divorce settlement, Kanye will be down on one knee…with the Keeping Up with the Kardashians camera crew in tow…duh!


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