Since Jenelle Evans is the reigning train wreck on Teen Mom 2, someone needs to step up to the plate in the original franchise…especially with Amber Portwood stories at a lull due to her incarceration. Leave it to Farrah Abraham to take over the role as most idiotic Teen Mom. Speaking out about her recent DUI arrest (you know, the one where she blew nearly twice the legal limit!), Farrah wants to set the record straight about what happened. Clearly, it wasn't her fault.
Blaming her sister, mainly, and being sick, in part, Farrah wants everyone to believe she didn't do anything wrong. I'm actually insulted that she truly thinks that people will be dumb enough to buy into her ridiculous story. Add in the arrogance of seeking out a media outlet to spread her crap, and I'm totally befuddled by little Miss Farrah. Geez.
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Talking to In Touch, Farrah explains, “It was St. Patrick’s Day and I was out with my sister. I did not plan to drink because I was sick, so I took the role of being in charge and making sure my sister and I would return home together and safely. At 10 p.m., I tried to leave, and at that time, my sister was not ready to leave, so I had been sipping on drinks to pass the time.” She was just trying to do the right thing, y'all!
Farrah continues, telling the site that her sister was finally ready to head home after midnight, but she wouldn't walk to the car because she wanted to go home with someone else. The ever responsible teen mom decided that she could avoid a fight if she would just go get the car and come pick up her sister. However, once she started driving, Farrah realized that there were a lot of police officers around, so it would be best not to continue to the bar. Claiming she parked the car before being approached by law enforcement, the twenty-one-year-old doesn't think she did anything wrong.
Being questioned by the police didn't sit well with Farrah, who shares, “When I was parked, a police officer asked me what I was doing, so I told him I was worried about my sister and I was trying to go home. They insisted on the regular questions and asked me to get out of the car. I got out of the car, and because I was upset, I yelled.”
Remember, Farrah blew a .147 when the legal limit is .08, but she has a good excuse for that as well…and it has nothing to do with her indulging in some cocktails on a giant drinking holiday. According to Farrah, her illness caused the adverse test results. She says, “Because I'm sick, I could not give an accurate breathalyzer test, due to coughing and shortage of breath. I have a lawyer and all will work out with my ticket.”
Give me a break…she's kidding, right? You know what I do when I'm really sick? I don't go out drinking until all hours of the night, that's for sure! I can't wait to see if her sister has a response!
Oh, and if this story wasn't bad enough, Farrah tweeted the following last night, proving that not only does she think that getting arrested for DUI is a joke, but apparently she also thinks she's a celebrity. That, in and of itself, is hilarious.
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