Kim Kardashian and Jonathan Cheban in Soho

You know, as much as I blame Ray J for the whole Kardashian kerfluffle, I don't think Ryan Seacrest is totally without fault. After all, the E! mastermind keeps renewing their show season after season and promoting their shenanigans every chance he can. His most recent infraction occurred when he had Kim Kardashian on his radio show yesterday to talk about what she claims will be her "super, super-small intimate" wedding to the tiny rapper. 

While we're on the subject of Keeping up with the Kardashians star, some yahoo is calling Kim the "Marilyn Monroe of our age." Yes, you read that right…and for once it's not Kanye West (even though he's made that lame comparison in the past). Do people just throw around Norma Jeane's name without knowing anything about her? Kim is nothing like Marilyn…and would she even want to be? What a tragic life.


First, let's start with Kim's tiny rapper wedding. My guess is it will have about as many people in attendance as want Justin Bieber deported. According to E!, Kim told Ryan, "As we are going along, we realize we want it to be smaller and more intimate than people are imagining and thinking."

Of course, Yeezums is part of the creative process when it comes to the big day, although given that walking down the aisle is old hat to Kim, she's sparing him some of the more mundane tasks. She explained, "There's certain things I'm like, 'I know you're going to hate the seating chart, so I'll take care of this, and then there's some things that are really important to him. [But] the seating chart is like death."

On the date and location, Kim revealed, "I'll tell you it's in Paris. I'm not saying when, but it's this year." Well, duh.

Kim also described the couple's long history together, sharing, "We had to go through so many experiences. We met like 12 years ago, and I'd say, like, 10 years ago we started to become cool and friendly, and kept this friendship ever since, and it would go in and out as we had relationships," adding, "But we had such a strong bond. He's really held my hand throughout my mistakes, and I don't think I'll ever find a friend that's as supportive."

Moving on, as I have already stated, some wack-a-doodle is making an asinine comparison between Kim and the late Marilyn Monroe. On one hand, I want to give designer Riccardo Tisci the benefit of the doubt as he is the creative director for Givenchy (which, let's be honest, is amazing), but on the other hand, he's also responsible for her Met Gala disaster. That floral dress/gloves nightmare coupled with the next statements are two strikes against him. 

Riccardo recently told Elle"I met her as the girlfriend of a good friend. I just wanted a moment with her to understand— and I fell in love. She's the Monroe of our age. People think she's like a doll, but actually she's tough and clever." Yawn.

Did I mention that back in November Kim Instagrammed a picture of Riccardo and North with the caption "#NewStylist"? Strike three. 


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