Kris Jenner at Kardashian Khaos at the Mirage

Who doesn't love listening to Kris Jenner wax poetic about just how amazing Kim Kardashian's wedding was to tiny rapper Kanye West? I know I can't get enough of it. However, I've been waiting for her to tackle the real hard-hitting issues from the ceremony and reception.

I don't care about the golden porta-potties or the tantrums, I want to know about the things that really matter. I want to know how Kris felt about Bey and Jay skipping out on the tacky affair. I want to know what in holy hell Jaden Smith was thinking when he dressed in a silver Batman costume for the event. Really? I think it's time his parents decide to actually implement some rules with their children. Uncle Phil would be sorely disappointed. Rest in peace. 


Us Weekly is reporting on Kris' recent interview with an Australian radio station in which she comments on the absence of Queen B and the reported best man. Like the rest of the world, Kris knows better than to speak ill Beyonce. She's clearly aware of the Beygency

Kris dismisses any ill will towards the MIA power couple, sharing, "There was so much commotion and excitement, I never really gave that a second thought. If you had been there you would have thought that was the last thing on anyone's mind," adding, "[I] just assumed they were working." Working on distancing themselves from your fame-whoring family, Kris!

Let's not focus on who wasn't there, but rather who was. Kylie's rumored beau Jaden showed up in a silver Batman mask and cape…channeling his favorite tiny rapper perhaps? Speaking to Huff Post Live, Kris dishes on the presence of the caped crusader. She reveals, "He is the greatest kid in the world. I'm very close to Jaden and he's like one of my own, you know." 

Reveling in his costume, Kris gushes, "He had this Batman costume on and I thought it was just genius. When you look at it … it sounds just crazy," continuing, "[But] it was beautiful. He looked so good, and so fun, and he also has a really good sense of humor."  Is that what constitutes as "genius" these days? 

According to Kris, no one seemed to "bat" an eyelash at the crazy get-up. She states, "It was almost like, 'Oh, there's Jaden in his Batman costume. It wasn't like a crazy thing."

Jaden's outfit even spared Kris the embarrassment of doing the Britney barefoot dance on the way home from Europe. She recalls, "He saved my life the next day because I lost my suit and shoes I had gone to Florence in—I couldn't find my clothes. I happened to have a pair of jeans and a jacket and shirt to leave in. But I had no shoes, expect my Giuseppe Zanotti shoes that Giuseppe gave us to wear walking down the aisle, but I couldn't wear those home."

Kris concludes, "Jaden came walking out of the hotel and I said. 'Jaden, where's your Batman boots?'… And I borrowed them! So, Batman saved the day."

I'll spare you my speech about my feelings on overindulged teenagers and their antics and just say that I'm glad to see that Batman and the Joker are finally getting along. 


[Photo Credit: Judy Eddy/ and Jaden's Instagram]

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