While it isn’t exactly what I thought Jionni LaValle would be doing two days after his wedding to Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, I’d say that a court appearance for a recent DUI puts him right up there with the behavior we’ve come to expect from reality stars. Sure, he married the fist-pumping, alligator loving, Britney-flashing, publicly intoxicated meatball from Jersey Shore, but Jionni always seemed to be the mature one…the voice of reason…the one who, you know, calmed the orange beast.
Obviously, there is nothing funny about drunk driving, but I have to say I am in shock that he was able to keep the arrest under wraps. That’s how we know he’s not a true reality star–his bad judgment wasn’t a catalyst for publicity! I doubt it’s even featured on the final season of Snooki & JWoww….
Snooki wore two dresses, a traditional gown for the ceremony and a Gatsby-inspired dress (seen above) for the reception. Snooki and Jionni’s wedding will be featured on Snooki & JWoww. See more photos from the wedding below.
I know I say it every time I have to write about Snookiand company, but seriously, did any of you see this coming? I loved Jersey Shore, but I never thought the cast would end up actually maturing into calm, functioning members of society…and making cute babies to boot! Sure it was fun to watch them face plant in bars, fist pump in clubs, and tan until they were more orange than an Oompah Loompah, but I didn't realize it would be just as much fun to see the kind of people they've become. GTL4LIFE! Cabs ah heeya!
Snooki has since traded alligator slippers for diapers with the absolutely precious Lorenzo, and she's planning her dream wedding to fiance Jionni LaValle. The couple is expecting their second child together, and he or she will totally be besties with JWoww'supcoming new addition (a girl!)! In an adorable video posted by the reality star, Snooki and Lorenzo learn the gender of the new baby. Jionni has planned a reveal, and it's hilarious to see their reactions!
Blue or pink–what do you think?
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I have a confession to make: I love (and miss) those crazy kids from Jersey Shore. Admittedly, I wasn't onboard when MTV's train wreck originally started, and my dear friends who raved about it and subsequently got me hooked piddled off after the second season. I didn't. Granted, I had to watch it for Reality Tea, but I so would have watched regardless…however, it was nice to have the guise of the blog to hide my true addiction. I could GTL (well, technically just "L") with the best of them. On the rare occasion I call for a taxi, I whisper "cabs a heeya" to myself when it arrives. True story.
Vanderpump Rules' Scheana Marie recently said that wedding spin-offs are "boring," and it's the only thing on which I will EVER agree with her. However, I'd totally watch Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi walk down the aisle. Of course, I'd want the entire gang (sans Jolie Trashbags) involved. Alas, I don't think I'll get my wish of televised Seaside nuptials (although my fingers remain crossed!), but it seems that Snooki's wedding to fiance (and dad of the cutest tiny guido gorilla juicehead toddler) Jionni LaValle is full steam ahead. After a year long engagement, Snooki has finally started planning the exciting event!
Just a few minutes ago Snooki (aka Nicole Polizzi) announced that she and fiance Jionni LaValle have secretly tied the knot.
Snooki writes, "Jionni and I eloped!!! Here's a pic of the magical day!". Snooki included a shot of what might have been their secret wedding ceremony.
I immediately want to believe the former Jersey Shore star because they seem like the type of couple who would rather have a "normal" media-free wedding day, but there's a part of me that's a little cautious today since it IS April Fool's Day.
What do you think? Is Snooki pulling a prank? Or is she purposely announcing it today to make us wonder if it's the real deal or not?
UPDATED: Snooki shared tonight: "APRIL FOOLS ya freaks!! My ass is gonna have a huge wedding lets be serious!! lololol". So there we go….
Aww, how cute is expectant mom Snooki!? The Jersey Shore star and her fiance, Jionni LaValle had a great time yesterday hanging out at Citi Field.
Snooki and Jionni met with third baseman David Wright and posed for some photos. She Tweeted her excitement over the game: “Can’t wait to go to the mets game tonight! #believe #alwaysametsfan”. Snooki also shared some shots of her baby belly, saying “My son’s first Mets game! Havin so much fun at the mets game! My grandpa would be shitting his pants right now! Xoxoxox”. Classin’ up Twitter, as always.
In other Snooki news, it looks like her spin-off show, Snooki & J-Woww was renewed for another season! She Tweeted last night: “Woot woot @MissRidiculous: OMG @SNOOKI AND @JENNIWOWW PICKED UP ON A SEASON 2 FOR THEIR SPIN OFF!!!!!!”
Have you been watching the show? I’m guessing this will be MTV’s way of showing us Snooki’s delivery and her first days as a new mom since filming on Jersey Shore has already wrapped.
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Rosie Pope is shaking her head right about now. Something tells me that Pregnant in Heels isn’t quite the same as Pregnant in Foam Platform Cheetah Flip Flops. Perhaps it could be a spin-off though, right? Our old friend Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi didn’t fare too well recently in her staple tacky platforms, taking a tumble in Seaside Heights, New Jersey. While tripping and falling in the streets is nothing new to MTV’s favorite meatball, usually it’s due to severe intoxication. However, no one wants to see a pregnant guidette taking a fall, given, you know, the fact she has a baby on board.
The Huffington Post reminds us that Snooki has touted her ability to walk tall (well, kind of) in heels during her pregnancy. The site reports that she told Good Morning America not too long ago, “I feel confident in them, and I know I’m not going to fall, so until it feels very uncomfortable, I’m still going to rock them. I’m only 24 and I’m pregnant — it doesn’t mean I need to be wearing flats and ugly shoes. I can still look good.” Maybe not flats, but perhaps Snooki should bring back those beautiful fuzzy pink sneaker slippers as she moves into her later trimester. We’re glad to know she’s okay though!