I was assigned the task of naming the worst dressed reality TV stars of 2014. My first thought was, this post going to be a piece of cake. My second thought was, wait, the photo gallery has a limit of 40?!?
Of course, the union of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian was the biggest “to do” of them all, but not necessarily in a good way. From parading their terrible fashions (again and again and again) all over Paris and Florence to throwing a tacky wedding reception, it was an exhausting time for us all.
Believe it or not, eleven other couples DARED to get married the same year as KANYE WEST. If you search, there’s probably an epic, egotistical rant on the internet about it. Anyway, the “other” wedding ceremonies, receptions, dresses ranged from tasteless to exquisite, and everything in between.
Demetria McKinney‘s story has changed… On Real Housewives of Atlanta, she admitted to Cynthia Bailey that she and Roger Bobb were “on” the same period of time Gocha said she dated Roger Bobb. “I’m almost positive she’s lying,” said Demetria. “I don’t know her, but I know him.” Now, it happened, but while they were “off.”
“I went to Kandi’s sexy party in an effort to get to know these ladies a bit better, relax, and enjoy a Kandi Koated Night,” said Demetria. “And two-year-old tea gets spilled by random girl #673 hoping for a cameo?! I actually feel bad for her. You need that light so badly that you’d openly confess that your shining moment came from being on your back?! Girl! Never again admit to being a sock (Definition: Something to keep his stuff warm during the cold moment of a break up). I have made it known that Roger and I have been in – and out – of our relationship over the span of eight years. Blue’s Clues happened when we were not together.”
OK, not fair, I’ll walk the jokes to the backdoor, as this obviously wasn’t the look the Teen Momstar was going for when she went in for a lip tune up. Unless, of course, Farrah plans to fall victim to a fully produced porn film again soon. (oh well the jokes are back) We can never really be sure with Farrah.
The trailer is short but packed full of scripted family drama. Kris Jenner begins to date Corey Gamble, 33, to ease the hurt from Bruce Jenner‘s rumored relationship with her former best friend. Kourtney Kardashian recruits Scott Disick to shave her hoohaa and he directs her to “spread them wide, spread them long, and I will go in there like a lawnmower.” Kim Kardashian wants two things: 1) A baby. Kim’s desire for a South West will be front and center. 2) To be as skinny and successful as little sister Kendall Jenner. “I’m not buying her a f-cking pair of shoes,” a jealous Kim gripes about Kendall. “I bought her a f-cking career.” Ugh. I. Can’t. Stand. Her. You know someone sucks at life when you’d rather watch her sister get her hoohaa shaved. Watch the trailer below.
Brandi Glanville is giving me some major “Single White Female” vibes in that picture. I fear for Lisa Vanderpump‘s swans. <Swan Boiler Brandi> I see scary stalker, but Brandi called it “uncomfortable” and “nervous” in her latest Real Housewives of Beverly Hills blog. And when she’s nervous, she says stupid things. So Brandi’s disgusting mouth is not Brandi’s fault. It’s Lisa‘s for looking at her and making her feel nervous. <eye roll>
About her housewarming party, Brandi said, “I’m so excited to be in our new home after stressfully floating around for the entire summer. I love this house. It’s got a warm happy feel to it. I decided to throw a proper party to celebrate our happy new home. My parents are coming and a few friends. I invited all the ladies, of course, because I didn’t want to leave anyone out. Everybody but Lisa V and Ken RSVP’d. She told me several times she wouldn’t be coming, so as far as I was concerned, she was not coming, but the show and the party must go on!”