Below Deck

Captain Lee DIshes On Rocky And Eddie's affair

Another week, and more explosive drama on Below Deck. I mean, we all thought Leon was dramatic, but this week’s episode was definitely more shocking, when Eddie and Rocky’s affair was revealed. But the fun really started when Eddie refused to acknowledge Rocky, girlfriend decided to take it upon herself to start blabbing to the rest of the crew (classy as usual). And now, we only have another week to find out how this season will end.

If you’re anxiously awaiting to find out how it all ends, you’re in luck. No, we don’t have any finale spoilers, but what we do know is what Captain Lee thinks of it all. And not surprisingly, Captain Lee is not the least bit impressed with Rocky’s recent behavior. Get all of the juicy details after the jump!

CLICK THE CONTINUE READING BUTTON FOR MORE ON THIS

below deck kate ben

Last night’s Below Deck was setting the scene for quite an explosive finale, and I cannot wait. I am just sick about the season ending…one might say I’m seasick over it all. I am also sick-sick and popping antibiotics and fighting off a recurring fever, but it’s clear that there was no denying the heat between everyone’s favorite first stew and a chef whose eyebrows don’t scare the living bejezzus out of me! Let’s “dive in,” shall we? Raquel “Rocky” Dakota Bartlow needs a friend to talk to, so she finds Emile Kotze to tell him about her tryst with Eddie Lucas, and he’s not even sure how to respond? High five? Congratulations? He laughs bitterly and settles on,”I can’t believe he got it in and I didn’t.” She shares the juicy details (where, how many times, what it was like) and brags that she has evidence on her phone in the form of horny text messages from Eddie. She’s glad Emile is such a great pal who is willing to listen. I’m concerned Emile’s head is going to explode, but he remains loyal to his favorite tease. Speaking of teasing, Ben Robinson questions Kate Chastain about the lingerie she’s wearing, and she coyly details her lacy bra, admitting to going commando elsewhere. 

The charter guests are two real estate moguls and their four pretty girlfriends (that’s right…four). Ben remarks that the women are gorgeous, and Kate manages an awkward smile. In the galley, Rocky tries to have some semblance of a normal relationship with Eddie, but he’s not having any of it. He’s beyond excited to be over with this charter. He’s never been more thrilled to get off a yacht. Not only is my once favorite bosun being unnecessarily mean, Eddie pulls a giant douche move and accuses Rocky of seducing him with the knowledge he had a girlfriend. No. Just no. Last time I checked, Eddie’s loyalty, not Rocky’s, was owed to his girlfriend. Later, he tries to tease Emile over breakfast, but Emile is livid at his superior for stealing his girl. When Eddie doesn’t get a reaction, he starts barking orders with Emile walking out mid-command. Emile and Connie Arias are snipping at each other as they ready the sun deck. A crabby Emile whines about everything, which Connie labeling him a “little bitch.” He retaliates by calling her a whore. He’s such a catch. 

CLICK THE CONTINUE READING BUTTON FOR MORE!   

below deck rhoa emile

“Take a picture, trick, I’m on a boat, b*tch; we drinking Santana champ, ’cause it’s so crisp. I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies; I’m flippin’ burgers, you at Kinko’s straight flippin’ copies.” This Lonely Island song is perfection. No seriously, take a picture. Take one million pictures…and post them all on Instagram! And those copies of which you sing, are they perhaps copies of friendship contracts? Last night’s Below Deck epitomized Bravo’s love of a crossover. Forget the Bailey Agency and wild rice, Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Cynthia Bailey was all about the Eros! 

After the fire that ended Eyebrows McEgo’s reign in the Eros kitchen, chef Leon Walker is out, and Ben Robinson is back in the galley…and in the opening credits! As the crew gets ready for their latest charter, Ben gets all judgy about Leon’s science experiment he called a refrigerator. Connie Arias is all googly-eyed over Ben, but he’s too busy throwing away rotting vegetable to notice. On deck, Eddie Lucas is thrilled to see Dave from season one, and he’s just as adorable as I remember. He’s saving up for his wedding to his equally precious boyfriend, and Captain Lee Rosbach can’t hide his glee at the new addition. Dave is introduced to Kate Chastain, Amy Johnson, Emile, Koutze, and Rocky “Raquel” Dakota Bartlow. Someone quick tell her he’s gay before she tries to make him her next victim!

CLICK THE CONTINUE READING BUTTON FOR MORE!  

Kate Chastain Thrilled to see Leon gone from Below Deck

Last week on Below Deck, we watched as Leon Walker made an ass of himself went down in flames, after attempting to cover up the fire he started by blaming Kate. Of course, in typical Leon fashion (or at least what we have seen all season), when Captain Lee then suggested that dinner service be Leon’s last, Walker wasn’t having it, and made sure that he had the last laugh by ditching everyone early.

Since then, we’ve already heard Captain Lee’s thoughts on Leon’s departure and how he feels that Leon wasted so much of his talent – wait, he has talent? Now, Kate Chastain, who has been butting heads with Leon all season has shared her thoughts, and it’s no shocker to say that Kate is not pleasantly surprised by Walker’s exit. Find out what Kate had to say after the jump!

CLICK THE CONTINUE READING BUTTON FOR MORE ON KATE’S THOUGHTS

Captain Lee sounds off on this week's Below Deck

There really is no pulling the wool over Captain Lee’s eyes on Below Deck, now is there? I mean, one can certainly try, which is exactly what Leon did on this week’s episode, when he tried to lie and place the blame on Kate, and her drinking.  Of course, what else would expect when we’ve been watching his immaturity play out all season. Heck, the guy even went as far as to fill Kate’s bed with honey right before he left (thanks to Kate for sharing that tidbit with us on social media).

But the moral of the story is that nothing gets past Captain Lee…ever. As smart as Leon may have thought he was, Captain Lee knew exactly what happened while he was being lied to. And now, the head honcho is opening up about it and blasting Leon in his blog, but you’ll have to come inside to find out what he said.

FOR MORE ON THIS STORY, CLICK THE CONTINUE READING BUTTON BELOW

below deck leon

In the event you didn’t already think Leon Walker was an asshat with overly manicured eyebrows and Raquel “Rocky” Dakota Bartlow was a few sandwiches short of a picnic, allow me to remind you of the always wonderful Internet…where nothing ever truly goes away. Ever. Even when you delete it. Remember that, teenagers!

Many of you have been buzzing after last night’s Below Deck, Leon’s brooding exit and Rocky’s dramatic exodus (and subsequent return). However, thanks to the Twitterverse a lot gossip is swirling about the part of Leon’s departure we didn’t see on camera.

CLICK THE CONTINUE READING BUTTON FOR MORE!  

below deck rocky 2

“Somethin’ ’bout a boat, sittin’ on the sea; Out there in the wind, floatin’ on the free; Take you ’round the world, bring you back home; Gives a man hope, somethin’ ’bout a boat…Ain’t it crazy how somethin’ seems like nothin’ at all; Take a big old room, make it seem so small; Seein’ windows where there are walls, makes a whole lot of something out of nothin’ at all.” I admit it, these lyrics are in no way indicative of what we witnessed last night, but I love Jimmy Buffett, and he does use the word “crazy” which is applicable!

For the .07% of Bravo’s viewing population that wasn’t convinced that Raquel “Rocky” Dakota Bartlow is five-star crazy, last night’s Below Deck episode was just for you! It begins with Eddie Lucas putting out the kitchen fire and blaming the issue on Kate Chastain not taking the dirty pans out of the oven. Captain Lee Rosbach oversees the debacle as chef Leon Walker sleeps through the entire event. Kate tries to calm the guests who were awakened in the middle of the night by a fire alarm. The following morning, Amy Johnson can’t believe that Leon isn’t the least bit phased that his galley was up in flames the night before, and Connie Arias is shocked that Emile Kotze didn’t hear the ruckus. Rocky is quick dish to Leon that it was all Kate’s fault as Amy delivers breakfast in bed to the primary charter guest to start off his birthday celebration.

CLICK THE CONTINUE READING BUTTON FOR MORE!  

below deck ryan gosling

“And if I had a boat, I’d go out on the ocean; And if I had a pony I’d ride him on my boat; And we could all together go out on the ocean, me upon my pony on my boat…And if I were like lightning, I wouldn’t need no sneakers, I’d come and go wherever I would please; And I’d scare ’em by the shade tree; And I’d scare ’em by the light pole; But I would not”…set fire to the mircowave in the Eros galley. We know you wouldn’t, Lyle. We know you wouldn’t. You’re all welcome for my all-time favorite song that references a boat! 

As last night’s Below Deck begins, poor Amy Johnson decides to try on the last guest’s deserted hairpiece until she remembers it was sharing underwear space with Connie Arias’ Britney. Yikes. Speaking of hair, Eddie Lucas flirtatiously comments on Raquel “Rocky” Dakota Bartlow’s straightened locks, as Captain Lee Rosbach listens on in horror. What has kind of web of crazy has his innocent, hard-working bosun found himself trapped? Captain Lee expected better of you, Eddie. Frankly, so did I. Rocky brags about her Eddie hook-up to the ceiling, and the ceiling makes a crack about her being a loose cannon….the remark goes right over Rocky’s head. (I’m so sorry, yet so proud, of that sentence.)

CLICK THE CONTINUE READING BUTTON FOR MORE! 

Page 2 of 712345...Last »