Real Housewives of Potomac

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When it comes to the Real Housewives franchise, there are a few things you can count on to happen consistently every season: pointless get togethers will be held (Renewal Party, anyone?) and a cast trip will be taken. The Real Housewives of Potomac got the short end of the stick last year, being sent to Ashley Darby’s Delaware beach house, which ended up to be the total disaster we all imagined it would be. But with a new season comes a new upgrade and these housewives are headed to Bermuda! At the trip planning helm is self-appointed Grande Dame of Potomac, Karen Huger and maybe/sort of/not really Charrisse Jackson-Jordan is there to assist. Just don’t call her an assistant. These two have nothing better to do than plan trips and then fight over who gets to claim hosting privileges and the whole matter (can we really even call it a matter?) still hasn’t been resolved by the time they leave for paradise.

Despite the lack of importance in who is hosting the trip, the confusion for the rest of the ladies deepens when they arrive at their resort in Bermuda and receive welcome baskets signed by only Karen. Of course Charrisse is now feeling extra slighted that her good name was left off some dumb welcome baskets and this type of oversight is coming at the worst possible time for her – not only did she just have a wedding anniversary, which she celebrated by texting Eddie at midnight and got no response, but it’s also her birthday coming up. All these days that are supposed to be happy markers in life are just showing Charrisse that she’s more and more on her own. Not having her name attached to a welcome basket is icing on the cake, I guess? It’s enough to make a gal hit on the bell boy bringing your bags up to the room.

Monique Samuels

The Real Housewives of Potomac star Monique Samuels isn’t feeling even a tiny bit of remorse over not inviting Gizelle Bryant to her daughter’s no-expense-spared birthday party. She defends the decision in her latest blog, also explaining WHY she went all out for her daughter’s first birthday bash.

On Gizelle, “I tried to remain open-minded. It’s hard to deal with people who don’t know the difference between a lie and the truth. She constantly over exaggerates every detail. She tried once again to be demeaning, but this time, God had enough! She choked on her lies. Literally!”

Real Housewives of Potomac recap

I am waiting for Karen Huger’s story line to unravel on this Real Housewives of Potomac season. The trailer was teasing some major financial woes and some potential lies about her home and I have been impatiently waiting for all of that to go down. With that said, I could not care any less about Karen arguing with Charrisse Jackson-Jordan about who is hosting an upcoming trip.

Can either of them be considered a “host” when the trip was most likely planned and funded by production? Who are they fooling? Plus this story line is lame as hell. No. One. Cares. Let’s focus on the financial drama and struggling marriages. I know that’s cruel, but I can’t be the only one who is not at all interested in this story line. Unfortunately, the same sentiment does not apply to Karen.

Real Housewives of Potomac recap

There is certainly no love lost between Gizelle Bryant and Monique Samuels. And if Gizelle has it her way, The Real Housewives Of Potomac cast mates will not be giggling together at a sleepover anytime soon.

In her blog, Gizelle maintains that she is in the right when it comes to the spat between Monique and her – and she’s still waiting for an apology, ya’ll! At their lunch meeting, arranged by Charrisse Jackson-Jordan to broker peace, Gizelle shares, “all I’m thinking was that an apology needed to be on the menu and served. It should come somewhere between the appetizer and the entree so that I can have an enjoyable dessert.”

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I don’t know about you guys but I am still recovering from all the kangaroo caprese salad and Tasmanian devil poppers from the Oz Critic’s Choice Dinner last week on Real Housewives of Potomac. Aside from the food, Ashley Darby calling her dinner something straight out of an award show format was pretty lofty, especially considering the food critics weren’t really choosing anything, more like getting a free dinner in exchange for filling out a comment card. But despite my snide assessment of the details, it was a clever move on Ashley’s part to get her restaurant some exposure and convince her controlling Aussie husband that she’s not the only one who thinks the menu well, sucks.

As Ashley reads through the comment cards on the new menu, she is pleasantly surprised about how good the feedback was and it only reinforces her belief that Aussie food is not the way to go (duh). There is only one thing still standing stubbornly in her way – Michael. He shows up with his tail in between his legs, offering a tepid apology that becomes pointless when he blames his threat to shut down the restaurant on her not acting like a team player. Now Ashley was no saint during that argument, but I could see how she would flip her sh*t when idea after idea of hers has been shot down and she just wanted to do one thing on her own for the betterment of Oz without her old curmudgeon of a husband putting the kibosh on it. Michael’s apology doesn’t really land and while he says he wants to work through it, he’s still ignoring how discounted Ashley feels in their partnership.

Real Housewives of Potomac recap

The entire Real Housewives of Potomac cast was a little shocked over the Darby showdown on last week’s episode. Monique Samuels is the latest to share her two cents on the marriage and business trouble plaguing Ashley Darby and her husband Michael.

First, she weighs in on Karen Huger‘s photo shoot. Monique says she’s all for capturing these moments in time and even has had them done as a couple with her husband. “I love that Karen finds ways to keep her man smiling. That’s what it’s all about! Keep your marriage fresh and young will make it last forever.”

Ashley Darby's marriage and restaurant

This week, Real Housewives of Potomac showcased a fight between Ashley Darby and her husband Michael Darby.

When he failed to support her plan for a more American-friendly menu for their struggling Australian-themed restaurant Oz, Ashley told Michael she was sick of him treating her like a child instead of an equal partner. Then she threatened to leave him. In her blog, Ashley admits that she should have given Michael more notice about her plans for the menu reveal event. “It was the beginning of a miscommunication that snowballed,” says Ashley.

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Gizelle Bryant has been calling Ashley Darby out on her meddling in other people’s relationships lately. But now that The Real Housewives Of Potomac star has seen Ashley’s marriage isn’t all roses and sunshine, she understands a bit more about her costar’s messy behavior – though Gizelle admits being shocked at the nasty confrontation between Ashley and Michael at their restaurant, OZ.

Gizelle was also taken aback by the outdated “romance” advice she received from Karen Huger’s husband, Ray, while out with them on her double date! Gizelle snarks, “God knows I love the Black Bill Gates, however, a man who has been married for 20 years is not someone that I would take dating advice from in 2017.  When Ray was in the ‘dating’ game I believe he was wearing bell bottoms and an afro picking his dates up in a horse and buggy.  I think it’s admirable that he doesn’t want me to be alone.  However, not all women are damsels in distress looking for a man to save them so that they can be barefoot and pregnant while in the kitchen making biscuits and gravy.”

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