They say you can’t go home again, and I would think that adage would certainly ring true for those crazy orange guidettes and gorilla juice heads who entertained us on the Jersey Shore. Gracious, I miss them (well, most of them).
Of course, it won’t shock anyone to learn that I was mistaken. You can go home again if you’re Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and Jenni “J-Woww” Farley, and your one-time home is a wood-paneled wonderland complete with a duck phone and astroturf patio that smells of Sunday dinners, regret, and Axe body spray.
Apparently Bravo is filming a new show in Montauk, New York and it is angering the local residents. They don’t want the show to exploit their community and take off and ironically their protests are giving it even more attention before it has even began airing.
The new show is called Summer House and it is set to follow a group of friends who spend their summer weekends at a house in Montauk which was described as “one of the most exclusive beach areas on the East Coast.” Why are the locals so peeved about the new show? It has a lot to do with a successful reality show from the past.
Well, this is just too strange, dark, and totally shocking to snark about. Apparently, fan favorite Chief Stew Kate Chastain has been busted on a domestic dispute with her girlfriend, whose name has yet to be revealed.
The Below Deck star is out on a $5,000 bond after being arrested for biting and choking her girlfriend, who she was allegedly trying to kick out of the house. She bit her on her arm and leg, then choked her. Her official arrest reads as a “felony domestic violence charge of battery by strangulation.”
As ridiculous as Courtney Stoddencan be, I feel like people are just ready to pounce and pick her apart no matter what she says, does, or wears. Yes, she has been giving everyone a lot of material to work with since she married her much older husband Doug Hutchison when she was sixteen back in 2011.
Now the 21-year-old tabloid fixture is pregnant with her first child and as expected she has been very open about this phase in her life. She has been sharing photos on social media and doing interviews to update the public on her pregnancy. She does not know the sex of her baby yet, but she has already been shopping outfits and they are all for little girls. Courtney is saying that no matter what gender her baby is that he or she will still be wearing those same clothes and she has some really questionable reasoning for that plan.
Brandi Redmond may have been too drunk to refrain from peeing in a red solo cup on the trip to Austin, but she was not too drunk to be horrified by LeeAnne Locken’s midnight meltdown! In her blog, Brandi discusses the mess that is LeeAnne, and calls her out for constantly using her troubled childhood as an excuse for unacceptable behavior as an adult.
But first, because this is The Real Housewives of Dallas, Brandi must discuss the peeing! And the pooping! She explains, “Peeing in a solo cup is one of my hidden talents and I’m sure I will do it again some day. LeeAnne’s reaction was ridiculous considering her poop in a bag story. I actually didn’t believe LeeAnne when she denied it because Tiffany [Hendra] had already confirmed the story. So, all I could think was whatever, poopy pants!”