If you are reality TV star and you are not using your exposure to sell products whenever you can, are you even a reality star? Honestly, no. The most legit reality TV stars are the most shameless when it comes to lending their names to products and endorsements.
Being the loyal TV watcher that I am, I always wonder what my favorite reality stars are up to in between filming seasons of their show. That is why I am thankful for social media. Considering that these people share their lives with TV viewers, it is not at all surprising that many of them share a lot of their lives on social media as well.
On the other hand, Shervin Roohparvar really is a natural fit for the cast, so I don’t get why he wasn’t on the show sooner. Maybe he just was hesitant to join the cast? He’s had genuine relationships with the other Shahs for years now, so it only makes sense for him to be a part of the show.
Jessica took to Twitter to throw shade, saying she only “caught a glimpse” of the reunion because she was “busy filing her nails.” To be honest, I would rather watch Jessica file her nails than watch another second of the Poor Mike show on Bravo. I mean, seriously – do they think we are stupid?! How can they spew such ridiculousness with a straight face??
Back to back nights of reunion specials are always a little much and that couldn’t be truer than with the Shahs of Sunset. It’s just a lot to handle and I think most of us can agree that we need the Shahs in small, weekly doses. But if part one of the reunion could be summed up as evil eyes, extra marital affairs, and extensions, part two’s theme should be business schemes, standup routines, and sex tapes that no one has seen.
We pick up from last night with Vida sitting back and watching the destruction she caused after throwing her patented Criticism Grenade into the heart of the crew. Mercedes “MJ” Javid and Asa Soltan Rahmati are still going at it and MJ really has an axe to grind here. Tommy Feight, drinks his free champagne and is happy as a clam, completely unaffected by the drama going on around him. If anyone can handle dating someone on a reality show, I’m starting to think it is Tommy.
It’s that time again, where the Shahs of Sunset gather around a large spread of food and rip each other to shreds. If I were to sum up part one of this reunion, in a few words, it would be: evil eyes, extramarital affairs, and hair extensions. So. Many. Extensions. Asa Soltan Rahmati isn’t wearing them but she made up for her lack of fake hair in about sixty pounds of tacky jewelry.
Carole gushes over the Shahs of Sunset, “It is authentic; it is real. You guys really love each other, and when you hate each other, you really hate. It is the difference between great reality and…” MJ interjects, “Fluff.”
Andy plays the “Gloating while Boating” clip of Luann de Lesseps for Carole. Carole says she has never seen Luann happier. MJ, who is just as incapable of keeping her mouth shut as she is of keeping her boobs inside her clothing, says Luann is way over the top with the whole relationship. Carole admits she’s a little bit over the top, but adds, “But it was actually really sweet.”