Holy stalker Batman! Kristen Doute is still talking about her failed relationship to Tom Sandoval and explaining for the three millionth time why Tom sucks and she’s glad they broke up. Meanwhile she has a nannycam installed inside his SUR cubby.
OK, in fairness to Kristen, Patti Stangerdid ask her about it while Kristen was a guest on her podcast. Patti, who fully believes Tom cheated on Ariana, asked Kristen what their relationship was like and if Tom changed since joining Vanderpump Rules.
Stassi Schroeder has made no secret that she was over all the plebeians and infants on Vanderpump Rules, but speaking out on her time on the show Stassi confirms, “This isn’t my life anymore” and she’s glad to be done with reality TV. Especially since she’s moved on to greener pastures, like a loving relationship with her boyfriend Patrick, which all began via a little stalking.
Stassi knew she was done at the reunion, which she describes as “the worst day of my life” after news broke that a solo sex tape she made had circulated around SUR and just barely avoided becoming a storyline thanks to the good graces of the benevolent Lisa Vanderpump.
Admitting she barely survived the brutal day, Stassi made a decision to officially abandon the toxic environment of SUR and reality TV. “I held it together the whole time during taping, and went home afterwards and cried for two hours and went to sleep at 6:00 at night.”
Kristen Doute is finally an independent woman… and she has the solo apartment to prove it! No, she hasn’t broken up with James Kennedy, but Kristen says that at the tender young age of 32 she is finally living in her own place. MILESTONES! And in other Vanderpump Rules news, Katie Maloney is tired of being independent and is hoping and praying and wishing and hoping and fervently believing Tom Schwartz will propose… soon!
While refusing to accept that she’d never be living with Tom Sandoval again Kristen confesses to couch-surfing and temporarily shacking up in her 22-year-old boyfriend’s studio apartment for months until finally scoring her own digs this fall.
“It was overwhelming moving in by myself, but also so liberating,” Kristen gushes. “It was a blank canvas in more ways than one. Not only did I get to decorate my space however I wanted, it was also a chance to start over with new memories and new, positive energy.”
Tom 1‘s pilot Social Status, filmed this summer, is described as a comedy series about “Three recent college grads, and long time best friends” who “embark on the real world punching a time card while trying to find their dream job, make a living and spice up their social life.” It was co-produced by Peter Madrigal. And it sounds a lot like the current reality show they’re all on…
Stassi Schroeder has pulled a disappearing act since outing existence of her own sex tape, which she claimed her Vanderpump Rules co-stars tried to to leak to the media out of revenge. Luckily for Stassi, Lisa Vanderpump leapt to her rescue and paid off the unidentified ex-boyfriend in possession of the tape. And as an Executive Producer, Lisa also made sure knowledge of said tape never made it onto the show – until Stassi mentioned it at the reunion.
Lisa is puzzled by Stassi’s attitude towards her co-stars, who were “incredibly loyal,” and she is disappointed by Stassi’s dismissal of the lengths they went to to protect her.
As for how they learned of the sex tape, Lisa confirms Stassi’s ex brought it to SUR. “He comes into the bar and puts it on display. So out of curiosity they looked at it. But no one said anything about it,” she describes. “I didn’t want to see it. It’s disgusting. I decided I’m going to pay to make it go away.”
Last night on the Vanderpump Rules reunion, Stassi Schroeder accused Scheana Marie of being involved in a malicious plot to expose a self-pleasure sex tape Stassi made for an ex-boyfriend, who eventually passed it around at SUR. Stassi sure knows how to burn those bridges… The sex tape – thankfully – has never seen the light of day, but everybody wants MORE DETAILS! Here they are…
Apparently the “graphic 20 minute” tape features some alarming footage of Stassi “masturbating with a dildo,” reveals an insider who has seen the footage. “It was humiliating. It was passed around and everyone in the cast saw it.”
Stassi was devastated when she found out and asked Lisa Vanderpump for help in dealing with the matter. And Lisa leapt into action.
In fact, last night was awash in lost possessions. For instance, Stassi no longer has possession of Katie Maloney. Katie is officially out from under Stassi’s very busy self-pleasuring thumb. Naturally, Stassi doesn’t feel at all responsible since Katie is the one who “changed the rules” of their friendship by partying with the enemy.
Stassi tells Katie over and over again why Stassi is upset about all the things that happened to Stassi which were upsetting and hurtful to Stassi and Stassi’s feelings really matter a lot to Stassi who was really going through a lot of things that were terrible for Stassi. It was all”I! I! I!” at the Stassi Schroeder Whine-a-thon (wine not included)!