Happy Closer to the Weekend, dear readers! You all owe me a great big thank you! For what, you ask? I basically just transcribed thirty-seven minutes of dialogue from Stassi Schroeder’s most recent Ask Stassi podcast. That means I basically gave you thirty-seven minutes extra in your life. The usually biting Bravolebrity was showing a softer side while standing strong in her decision to call it quits with her long-time boyfriend Patrick. Accompanied by her twenty-one year old sister Georgi, Stassi cried and opened up about her broken heart. Oh, and she said “like” like a lot. Like don’t make it a drinking game to take a shot every time you hear her say it because you’d be dead three minutes into the podcast. Let’s get to it, shall we?
The Vanderpump Rules star begins, “I’ve been trying to find the will to do this podcast because I’m just sad, and I really don’t have anything to say that’s just uplifting. I’m going to talk about myself and what I’m going through… I’m going to to do a reverse Ask Stassi podcast because I’m the one who needs advice and help now, like somebody, like, throw me some meds,” before transcending the podcast, saying, “I just felt like if I’m going really talk about things, I can’t just do the podcast by myself. Like I just can’t do an alone podcast and like talk to a wall and want to kill myself because, like, I actually like feel like I want to kill myself.”
Katie expressed thanks on Instagram, “Such an amazing day. Thank you to all my girls for everything. My heart has doubled in size.” Check out all the pictures Scheana, Ariana, Brittany, Katie, and Kristen shared of the shower below.
It can be tough to avoid spoilers for reality shows since pretty much all of the cast members are on social media. Nevertheless, most of the stars at least try to keep the plot points a secret… Well, except for Vanderpump Rules star Jax Taylor. But that’s Jax for you: he is constantly screwing up, but he is way too endearing for anyone to actually be mad at him.
Well, maybe someone at Bravo did get mad at Jax since he revealed something about his nemesis James Kennedy, but then he had to take it back. Now I’m wondering if it’s true and how it would impact the show if it is.
The Vanderpump Rules stars appeared on the YouTube show Mr. Kate’s OMG We’re Coming Over to get professional help redecorating their new West Hollywood pad. Naturally Tom 2 and Katie are all about the renovations just as filming for season 5 begins (which will undoubtedly center around their wedding).
This weekend, James was in Vegas DJing a pool party at, of all places, Hard Rock Hotel’s Rehab, but on his return flight to L.A. a drunken and out of control James got into a huge screaming fight with Lala. Which led to theVanderpump Rules star being ejected from the flight for being “too drunk.” Oh bother…
Vanderpump Rules co-stars Lala Kent and James Kennedy party at Rehab in Vegas. James and Lala spent their Memorial Weekend in Las Vegas with co-stars Faith Stowers, Jesse Montana and others. James and Lala posed together – along with James’ girlfriend Raquel Leviss – during their appearance at the Vegas hotspot.
The new season of Vanderpump Rules is currently back in production and filming again, so we’ll have to wait and see who made the final cuts for the upcoming season. Lisa Vanderpump seemed to have a soft spot for James and Lala and it’s pretty amusing to see Jax Taylor get so riled up over James (and Lala..), so I have a strong feeling they’ll both be back. And if Lisa is managing James, that’s pretty much a given that he’ll be around this season.
A few of the catchy lyrics assume the Twitter Moms and Instagram Trolls are chowing down McDonald’s because they can’t afford Chili’s and should be eating salads. “This is a song for the Twitter Moms who only post pics of your kids and your dogs. You hide behind the internet mad because you’re heavyset. Skinny model bitch try some salad with some vinaigrette.”