Reality Tea

 Real Housewives of Melbourne

 As the first season of The Real Housewives of Melbourne comes to a close, Janet Roach’s quote that I’ve used to title this finale is the theme of this whole year. Also for every single Housewife franchise out there.

We begin with Lydia Schiavello and Andrea Moss having coffee and I squirm watching these two in cahoots about hating on everyone. They’re not even mean girls, they’re just bored and don’t have anything else to do. Lydia gets on the horn and calls Janet to be like, “why they he’ll you going to Gina’s fundraiser??!!”. Janet, who’s had enough of this fighting, is all, “I’m over bagging Gina”. Lydia and Andrea can’t handle that answer. Nope. They continue to berate Janet into not going and then blame their phone crashing for having to end the convo. Good for Janet! She’s over it (who isn’t at this point??!!) and is going to Gina Liano’s event regardless of Lydia and Andrea’s stupid reasoning. 

Giuliana Rancic

Giuliana Rancic is a pro on the red carpet and in life. She has interviewed everyone from George Clooney — her favorite man! — to all of the Kardashians. So what celebrity could possibly come into one of her restaurants in Chicago that would bring the Giuliana & Bill star to tears?

Plus, G recently opened up about Duke’s terrible twos and the possibility of expanding their family.



Can I interest anyone in another riveting Real Housewives of New Jersey blog written by Amber Marchese? Of course I can! It’s been a while since we chatted about the Real Housewives of New Jersey, no? 😉

Amber took to her blog to walk us through her take on the drama that ensued in Florida. Basically nothing is Amber’s fault and nothing is Jim Marchese‘s fault. And Bobby Ciasulli is arrogant because he didn’t bow down and kiss Jim’s feet, Teresa Aprea is a nasty woman, and Dina Manzo is guilty of setting up a blood bath in Amber’s honor.

“This is a difficult blog for me to write, because it will be a lot of explaining Jim’s perspective as I was outside with Dina and trying to get Bobby to come out of the bathroom,” said Amber. “I can say, I wish that none of it happened and feel that it was a mistake to mix alcohol with friends that have so many unresolved issues. Jim does not think any of these people are my true friends and thought I was being set up plain and simple. And now seeing how Dina told the twins, his hunch was damn accurate.”


kendra wilkinson and hank baskett - kendra on top

For Kendra Wilkinson, the last four months have been the most trying of her entire life. Not only did she give birth to her second child, Alijah Mary, but her world was turned upside down when rumors surfaced that her husband, Hank Baskett, had possibly cheated on her with a transgender model, while Kendra was in the last stages of her pregnancy.

Considering stress usually makes you want to reach for the bon bons instead of the broccoli and lay in bed instead of hitting the treadmill, it is truly amazing that Kendra has almost returned to her pre-baby body with everything that has been going on in her life.

So what is her secret to losing the baby weight? And what d0es Kendra have to say to her fans?


Jordin Sparks

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 Teresa And Joe Giudice Court Appearance

The Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice has been sentenced in Federal Court to 15 months in prison. She was initially facing a minimum of 21 months up to 27 months.

As we already reported, Joe Giudice will serve 41 months in prison with 2 years probation and has to pay more than $400,000.  The judge is going to allow them to serve their time consecutively so their four daughters will have one parent at home.

Adam Lind another girl pregnant

Oops! He did it again!

The good news is, Adam Lind is currently in jail. On September 14, the menace to society was sentenced to three weeks in jail for driving under the influence and driving with a revoke license. The bad news is, someone named Wendy has since come forward to say she’s pregnant with Adam’s child. 

If this is true, this will be baby #3 for the Teen Mom 2 casanova. Adam fathered Aubree, 5, with Chelsea Houska and Paislee, 1, with Taylor Halbur.


 Million Dollar Listing LA - Season 7

The much anticipated return of fan favorite Malibu Madison Hildebrand, unfortunately, did not happen on last night’s episode of Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles. WTH??!! Bravo had duped viewers into thinking that he would be making an appearance this week. How could they do that to us?? The editing seemed a bit wonky last night. Hopefully, the producers have not cut him out of the show entirely and are just delaying our gratification. If they can bring back Bethenny Frankel on RHONY, they can work their magic to bring back our hottie by the sea. We want Madison! We want Madison! He was the yin to the Joshes yang. Now it’s just all yang. And modern box houses that everyone seems to be talking about this week. They know we want to see different real estate porn, right?! (Whispers) Malibu.

Speaking of modern box houses… Josh Altman has a new listing in West Hollywood with ‘Ilan the Developer’. This is the guy that he and Josh Flagg got in a fight over last season, which led to the slap heard around the world. Well, maybe just in Los Angeles.   It was just a light dusting across the cheek, not an assault as ‘Josh the Jock’ likes to claim. Anyway, Ilan’s house is ready to flip. And Heather might have a buyer for him. This should be interesting! The house is actually not your typical cookie cutter new construction going up in the WeHo neighborhood. This 4171 sq. ft. Spanish contemporary has a terra cotta tiled roof, lofted ceilings, and a salt water pool.   Ilan agrees to list it for $2.795m. A great deal if you want something slightly different than all the others and can afford it.