Y'all, I'm having an off week. It's the only way to explain my utter shock when watching a preview clip for Paul Nassif and Terry Dubrow's new plastic surgery show. I've read about it. Hell, I've written about it! It's titled BOTCHED for crying out loud! I can't exactly say I didn't know the premise of the pair's new endeavor!
Alas, my tolerance for creepy isn't what it used to be in my younger days, and I could barely stomach the bad plastic surgery. How does this even happen? I am sure the stories will be sad and the Bravolebrities past and present will nip, tuck, and repair these folks, resulting in a heartwarming and tearful reveal, but yikes! I guess I didn't realize how many ladies (and gents!) out there actually strive to look like a feline! Although now that you mention it, Adrienne Maloof WAS married to Paul…
That said, I will certainly be watching Botched when it premieres on E! later this month. I may be watching with one hand over my eyes, but I'll be watching nonetheless!
Today, Farrah tells us why she outshines all other porn stars, forgets a major detail about the main character in her erotic trilogy, and gives us a glimpse of what to expect from book one, Celebrity Sex Tape: In The Making.
Farrah hates being called a porn star – poor thing – so she feels the need to explain to us regular folk the difference between a sex tape and a porn. "I think people purposely don't know how to separate a celebrity sex tape and a regular porn. I mean, I have wonderful friends who are in the adult industry. They make porn for a living – that is what they always do. Like, payment is different. Like, living your life is different. Taking care of yourself. Everything is different."
Kim Zolciak is back! TheDon't Be Tardy season 3 premiere date is finally set – Thursday, July 17th – and here is our first peek at what to expect!
Kim and her Biermann crew are back in front of the cameras – including two adorable new additions – twins Kane and Kaia. Kim, Kroy, Brielle, Ariana, KJ, Kash and the twins are moving into their new mansion, camping, vacationing and shopping in the all new season and it looks like it's going to be a lot of fun! I'll take this Kim over the old Real Housewives of Atlanta Kim any day!
Take a look at the teaser trailer below. They had me already with their six cutie-pie kiddos, but I am not about to miss Kim "roughing it" at a campground – wigs in tow! And not to mention seeing the inside of her new house! Count me in.
And can I get an AMEN that Bravo is airing a show at the end of the week? It feels like so many of their shows are crammed in on Sundays and Mondays – it's great to see them spread things out for once!
On this week's episode of Real Housewives of New York the drama was all about supposed scandals and the gossips that spread them. At the center of some salacious stories was Carole Radziwill, whose ex-boyfriend Russ was accused of sleeping with Sonja Morgan while Carole and Russ were still dating!
Putting her intrepid reporter skills to good use, Carole did some digging and discovered that not only was the story untrue, it was fabricated for a storyline! Ouch! When your own talent is calling you out on making things up, that's not very reality TV, is it reality TV maestros?
I personally have had enough of Mama Joyce to last a lifetime. And hopefully the powers that be at Bravo take my opinion as the gospel of truth and make that a reality. Unfortunately I don't see that happening. #Losers
With Real Housewives of Atlanta's off-the-chart ratings this last season, rumor has it all the ladies will be returning and Bravo will add one newbie to the cast – so who does Mama Joyce want that person to be? “Well, me!” Mama Joyce told Wetpaint. “Maybe not a Housewife, but something! I should have a peach, don’t you think? I think I was a very important part of this last season.”
I swear, if they're not arguing about chairs, the ladies of Real Housewives of Orange County can find something equally as benign to bitch about–like gym promotions! Look, I understand why Tamra Judge wanted to be mad at Heather Dubrow for not offering up a CUT Fitness segment on her previous stint as a guest host on Good Day LA, but I don't really think that Heather had any pull regarding the situation. I'm not even a Heather fan this season (what happened?!?), but both women agree that Heather called her to fill her in on the situation when it happened, and Heather tried to rectify things–and promote CUT!–when given the opportunity. These women will complain about anything…and try to stir up drama at every turn. Lizzie Rovsek clearly learned that from watching past seasons…what was she trying to pull on Monday's episode?
Taking to her Bravo blog, Tamra begins, "Good Day L.A…. Let me tell you why I was so upset since you did not hear the whole story. Last summer I got a text from Heather saying she was going to co-host GDLA and wanted me to know that GDLA was bringing on another fitness studio and she had NOTHING to do with it. I said 'No worries' and thanked her for letting me know. I know there are a lot of gyms/fitness studios out there. A week later I see the segment on GDLA and they have the fitness studio SHE works out at (50 miles away from GDLA studio), HER chef and HER clothier on the same segment. So I thought to myself, 'REALLY, Heather, you had NO input, however all the guests were people you deal with directly?' My feelings were hurt!"