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Chris MAnzo, with mommy Caroline, appear on Millionaire Matchmaker

Last night Chris Manzo went for round two on the Millionaire Matchmaker. While some things have changed, like he’s no longer on Real Housewives Of New Jersey… OK, that’s the only thing that has changed (including that Patti Stanger still wears rompers and short-suits every freaking day!) because Chris is still a mama’s boy who needs mama’s approval before buying a pants that don’t belong on a 50-year-old. 

True to form Caroline Manzo accompanies Chris to check in with Patti and go over what he’s looking for in a woman. He found her – her name is Caroline. Patti eventually sends Caroline out of the room because there is a difference between smothering and mothering, but the sad part is Chris is looking for someone, not only that his entire family also wants to date, but whom reminds him of Caroline, because he idolizes his parents’ marriage. Mmmmkay, moving on.

Patti describes Chris as desperately clinging onto the mama’s boyness and is afraid to move-on (or out!). She worries that he comes across as boring and needs to be micromanaged. Caroline worries that with Lauren getting married (and hating every girl Chris and Albie look at) and Albie finally in a relationship, Chris will end up living at home forever. Not that it’s a problem … I mean who makes better meatballs than mama?!

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Celebrity Apprentice

The reality TV viewer numbers are in. Celebrity Apprentice, Vanderpump Rules, and Mob Wives all celebrated season high numbers this week. Nearly seven million sat through phone gate on Celebrity Apprentice, 1.691 million viewers saw Lisa fire Kristen on Vanderpump Rules, and 1.252 million tuned in to watch the brawl aftermath on Mob Wives. 

Last week, over two million tuned in to see the drama between Kyle and Brandi on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but only 1.726 million fans tuned in this week. Mama drama on Love  Hip Hop attracted 2.582 million, ALDC’s move to L.A. on Dance Moms garnered 1.519 million viewers, and baby and butt talk on Little Women L.A. attracted 1.292 million. 

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'The Celebrity Apprentice' red carpet

This week’s guest on Brandi Glanville’s podcast, Brandi Glanville Unfiltered, was someone she had quite a bit in common with: Dean McDermott’s ex-wife, Mary Jo Eustace.   Brandi and Mary Jo both had actor husbands who went off to film Lifetime movies with semi-famous women and wound up cheating and “falling in love” with said co-stars. 

On the podcast, the women get along well and connect over all of the similarities in their bizarre situations.  Brandi admits that it’s been six years since it happened but that it’s still hard in some respects. 

Eileen Davidson

If there were an MVP award for each of the Real Housewives seasons, Eileen Davidson would get my vote for Most Valuable Player of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Eileen’s snarky comments cannot be matched.

Eileen wins the episode: Kyle Richards and Brandi Glanville scream at each other and she quips, “I do not know how to make that better. What do you do? Get a hose and hose them down?”

Eileen wins the internet: “I have to first address one thing: the words ‘reckless’ and ‘you should be disappointed in yourself’ should never, EVER pass the lips of Brandi Glanville. Unless she’s referring to herself. THAT IS ALL.”

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lhh atl dime

Mona, Mona, Mona. Leave well enough alone! We’re already tired of Chrissy’s wigs and Peter Gunz’ love triangle on Love & Hip Hop, and people are anxiously awaiting the return of the franchise that doesn’t need any additional drama. Love & Hip Hop Atlanta is ratchet on an entirely different level, and regardless of the regurgitated story lines and failed child support payments, it was something the audience revered.

There’s just something about Stevie J’s rat face, Joseline Hernandez’ spandex concoctions, and Lil’ Scrappy’s subtitles that just can’t be duplicated…even though they weren’t the original franchise. Don’t mess with a good thing, Mona. Oh wait…too late.

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The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon - Season 2

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Brandi Glanville

Brandi Glanville took to her blog to apologize for her incessant whines (“You scratched me!”), low blows (“You’re not wanted … Ask your husband!”), and violent threats (“I will knock your teeth out!”) on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills this week. HAHA. Just kidding. There wasn’t a single mention of anything she said or did that was out of line. Brandi focused solely on how terrible Kyle Richards was to her guests and her sister.

Brandi called out Kyle for asking Kim Richards why she was in the hospital. This was likely a staged conversation to fill in viewers, but Brandi needs it for her narrative. “Kyle asks her sister why she was in the hospital. There. I will leave it at that. She doesn’t even know WHY her sister was in the hospital more than a week later. It was a hernia, fractured rib, and disc issues – very serious, very painful injuries and medical issues for a single woman over 40.”

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Reality TV News Farrah Abraham

You know, divorce-schemorce – all it takes is a little reality TV contract to rekindle the love of Leah Calvert and almost-soon-to-be-ex-husband-no-2-Jeremy Calvert. Speaking of reality TV contracts, Farrah Abraham is also racking them up! 

Farrah has been a busy little beaver (not to be confused with Farrah Abraham has a busy beaver!). She just announced her return to Teen Mom, and she’s also rumored to be signed-on for the sixth season of Couples Therapy with her new boyfriend Simon Saran. She is also allegedly slated to appear on the Dr. Paul Nassif and Dr. Terry Dubrow‘s bad plastic surgery show Botched! after she got a wonky lip implant

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