Courtney stumbled her drunk ass all over London last night, hitting up nightclubs and needing help standing walking as she partied it up (and let her ass literally hang out). Or maybe she was sober and just needs to stop wearing ridiculous shoes when she doesn't have hubby Doug creeping along next to her to hold her up.
After spilling in and out of taxis all evening, she emerged from her hotel with her husband this morning, looking a little more steady on her feet and wearing more clothes than usual.
I didn't realize just how orange Courtney is until I saw her sitting next to her pasty white male companion in these pics!
You know what they say, when life hands you lemons, make some lemonade. It seems that Basketball Wives'Tami Roman missed this memo because when life gave her lemons in the form of mean girl co-stars not wanting to let go of her volatile present past, she decided to make nail polish instead.
On the past episodes of this season's BBW, producers have tried (in very tiny doses) to portray Tami as a calm, cool, and collected (read: sane) woman with a cosmetics business venture looming on the horizon. Really, all we've seen is Tami pick out enamel colors with a celebrity manicurist and ponder whether she should name shades after those who are closest to her. However, I guess now she has plenty of time on her hands to devote to her latest endeavor.
Snooki has been in a makeover frenzy as of late. First her extreme weight loss which has some accusing her of going too far. Then the veneers which were an interesting choice. And now the Dancing With The Stars castmember wants some new boobies!
"My boobs are disgusting," Snooki revealed to Bethenny Frankel while appearing on her floundering talk show. Snooki blames her darling son Lorenzo, saying that pregnancy and nursing destroyed her girls! "My boobs are hanging, my boobs got so big."
Real Housewives of New York'sAviva Drescher certainly hopes so, and she's penning a tell-all about her life in hopes of snagging herself a spot among the ghost writers who have made so many housewives into best selling authors.
I'm sorry. I'm not buying it. No couple is that gooey all the time (thank goodness!). Of course, along with Melissa's "happy wife, happy life" mantra, both she and Joe claim to be the most in love couple and devoted parents. I'm not saying they aren't, but do they feel as if they have to constantly shove it down our throats? Yes, I guess they do.
She may be Krayonce, but Real Housewives of Atlanta'sKenya Moore is no dog abandoner! The crazy-eyed reality star is twirling mad after someone allegedly spread a rumor that she left her pooch behind when she had to move (read: she totally blames her former landlord for the false doggy gossip!).
Amid their nasty court battle which centers around custody of their daughterBryn, the former Bethenny Ever After stars have been told by a judge to stop illicitly recording each other in their shared home! Say, whaaaaa?!
Since they separated, Jason has reportedly been making secret audio and video recordings of Bethenny, their nanny, and her Skinnygirl staff. Oh yeah, she still 'runs her empire' out of their Tribeca loft. Riiiiigggght! Even more, a source tells TMZ that Jason has somehow procured access to Bethenny's email to further monitor her! Is Jason trying to get a job with the CIA?
"They are at different points in their life now and have mutually agreed it's best," a rep confirms to Life & Style. "LuAnn is upset, but it's amicable and they remain friends. Jacques has been a wonderful part of her life."