On last night’s the Mother/Daughter Experiment, Dr. Debbie challenged the moms and daughters to participate in mock-funerals for each other. Oh goody! Most of the moms and daughters were deeply and profoundly moved by the experience – not Kim Richards!
Courtney Stodden and Krista Keller are such an extreme level of dysfunction it’s practically nullified the other moms/daughters, uniting them in their shared astonishment at the of f–ked uppityness. Everyone overtly gawks at the crazy. The collective question everyone wants an answer to: Why would Krista would allow her 16-year-old daughter to marry a 51-year-old? No one gets a straight answer, just a lot of subterfuge and obfuscation around the point.
Last night was the premiere of The Mother/Daughter Experiment, where six mother and daughter duos sought televised therapy to mend their complicated emotional issues. Becuase that always turns out well, right?!
Kim Richards and her daughter Kimberly Jackson arrive first. It’s clear that Kim is putting on an ‘I’m so not about drama’ act in the hopes that no one watching this show has also seen Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills (We have.). It turns out the moms and daughters have to share a room, which isn’t too weird for Kim and Kimberly who usually share a bed. Kimberly seems sweet and like she was bamboozled into doing this.
Since news of the tragic death of Dr. Frank Ryan, surgeon to Heidi Montag and the stars, hit this week, plenty of news regarding Heidi have suddenly managed to make their way to the press.
First, it was reported on Wednesday that the fakedivorce between the Hills star and her husband Spencer Pratt would be finalized on February 14, 2011, cause you know when you’re all heart broken over getting a divorce, you make certain the finalization date falls on Valentine’s day.
Heidi’s lawyer Jodeane Farrellconfirmed to TMZ that Spencer was served with the divorce papers on August 13. As we previously reported, California law requires couples must wait 6 months after being served in order for their divorce to be finalized.
As if that wasn’t nauseating enough, Spencer then told UsWeekly on Thursday that he planned on writing a fake tell-all book about his relationship with Heidi, which will include new details about her rocky relationship with her mother, Darlene Egelhoff.
“My last book, How to be Famous, didn’t make the New York Times best-seller list because it was in the self-help section,” says the douche. “This one is going to be totally different. I’m not holding anything back.”
Heidi is however fake pretending to be unhappy with the proposed tell-all book, telling TMZ she is considering fake legal action to stop him. “This is exactly why I left him,” she said. “Right now I’m looking into my legal options.”
As Heidi Montag continues to be a lost cause in her quest for famewhoredom, her mother Darlene Egelhoffis finally breaking her silence on the rift between she and her daughter.
On last night’s episode of The Hills, Darlene was shown visiting Heidi’s sister, Holly Montag, in LA, during which she opened up about losing her daughter to the devilSpencer Pratt.
“I haven’t slept in months. I had to go get a prescription for sleeping pills just to be able to go to sleep at night to the point that I didn’t even know how I would even make it another day,” she says. “I’ve been mourning the loss of a child and, yeah, it hurts. It hurts more than I thought it could hurt.”
It seems Darlene’s LA visit was likely filmed back in May, when it was reported she visited Heidi’s house only to be turned away by Heidi and Spencer, who called the cops on her. Heidi then publicly commented that she would try to get a restraining order against her own mother.
In other Heidi news, she continues to leak out fake stories, despite the fact that most of the press has been ignoring her ever since it was revealed that she and Spencer faked their infamous split. The two new stories floating around now are that she regrets her 10 surgical procedures, and that she is hoping to get newly single Vienna Girardi to be on her upcoming “reality show.” Good thing Heidi realizes no one wants to watch a show about just her and the douchebag known as Spencer. And at the moment, no network has confirmed a Heidi reality show is in the works.
As the remaining few minutes of their 15 minutes of fame continues to tick down, the behavior and actions of Heidi Montag and her husband Spencer Prattcontinues to get more outrageous.
The latest is now that The Hills star and her husband decided to call the cops on Heidi’s mom, Darlene Egelhoff, yesterday after she made a surprise visit to her L.A.-area home.
“My mom [Darlene Egelhoff] just showed up to the house unannounced… and after what she did to me on national TV, I have no desire to see her,” Heidi, 23, told TMZ, referring to her mom’s disapproval of her 10 plastic surgeries in one day.
According to Heidi, she immediately notified her personal security team when Darlene began “pounding on the door.” Spencer adds, “She’s gone. The cops took her away.” Heidi then reveals she plans on getting a restraining order against her mother. “Her showing up is completely out of line and psychotic,” Heidi says. “I’m getting a restraining order against her.”
Interestingly enough, this week’s cover of US Weekly magazine details a cover story about Heidi being controlled by Spencer. According to the article, Spencer has “preyed” on Heidi’s insecurities and ruined her self-esteem. Spencer is also said to have scary “rage issues” and his former pals fear he could “snap at any minute.” It’s also said that their sad and desperate hunger for fame has left them friendless.
The lives of these two continues to become increasingly sad and pathetic. Almost everything they do in their lives is done for publicity. It’s difficult for us to know what’s real and what’s fake with them. Heidi was already on the phone with TMZ while her mom was still allegedly knocking on her door. At the rate they continue to carry on, they might be headed for a tragic ending.
Spencer had some choice words for his wife, Heidi Montag’s mother, on the latest episode of the Hills. Apparently the vile reality star’s disdain for his mom-in-law stems from Darlene’s criticism of Heidi’s unnecessary 10 plastic surgery procedures, all which she had done in one day.
“How do I go and say that of course I thought you were more beautiful before?” said Darlene to Heidi on a previous episode. “I thought you were younger, I thought you were fresher-looking, I thought you were healthier.”
Spencer, 26, then decided to snap during last night’s episode, saying the following about his wife’s mom. “She’s not God,” said Spencer. “She didn’t make Heidi. She’s just a vagina!”
And it doesn’t end there. Spencer’s attack of Darlene continues both on and off the show. According to TMZ, a bank in Colorado is foreclosing on an undeveloped piece of property owned by Darlene, on which she owes $187,385.62 on a $189k loan she took out in 2006.
Spencer was then reached for comment, and he had the following to say, “If that’s true … that is the best news I’ve heard all day long.”
And the clock continues to tick on his 15 minutes…
Last we heard from the attentionwhore known as Heidi Montag, she informed us she was heading back to her hometown of Crested Butte, Colorado, to visit her mother, Darlene Egelhoff, for the first time since undergoing 10 cosmetic procedures in one day.
“I was nervous, but also excited … I never thought in my wildest dreams she was going to react the way she did,” Mrs. Pratt, 23, told PEOPLE.
The mother daughter reunion – which was filmed for The Hills – was less than joyous according to Heidi. “She was looking at me almost like a zoo animal. It wasn’t like I was her daughter anymore. She was looking at me like I was a circus freak,” says Heidi.
“I think she was most upset that Spencer was there for me and she wasn’t. She was saying how sad it is that my confidence is gone because of the music industry I’m trying to get into.”
Heidi, who’s first album release sold less than 1,000 it’s first week, then goes on to say she has zero regrets about the surgeries despite still being in pain. “I wanted to be the most beautiful, inside and out. It’s part of being a pop star,” she says.
You can read more of Heidi’s lies story in the current issue of PEOPLE magazine.