Some Vanderpump Rules fans are relieved that the show isn’t filming yet so we can avoid a baby-centered season full of gender reveals and other pre-birth events. Others are bummed that we are missing out on the life milestones of cast members we have been following for years.
Nevertheless, the VanderBUMP Rules/Vanderpump Drools/Vanderparents club is going strong with the social media activity, planted stories (cough cough Stassi Schroeder), and interviews about their pregnancies. Thanks to her fiancé Randall Emmett, Lala Kent has been
social climbing with celebrities interacting with actual celebrities. She’s taken her thirst so far that She has become so close with some of these stars that she might have an actual celebrity deliver her child.
Things aren’t always as they appear, especially on reality TV. Sometimes, a person seems like she’s happily married. And, then, all of a sudden, there’s a divorce filing in the news.
Word on the street, and by “street” I mean “according to a blind item on Instagram” a Real Housewife recently separated from her husband. As the term “blind item” suggests, no specific names were mentioned, but there were plenty of hints to narrow things down.
After Stassi Schroeder got fired from Vanderpump Rules, her brother posted a video begging for her to get her job back. That didn’t work, but, he’s not the only teen who’s job hunting on behalf of former Bravolebrities.
Brandi Glanville had her son Jake Cibrian share a message for Andy Cohen, begging for her to get her job back on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I know Brandi is a polarizing figure among the RHOBH viewers, but she was definitely used this season. Then again, she definitely used Denise Richards, but production completely relied on Brandi’s hookup claims since no one else had a storyline to share.
Braunwyn Windham-Burke’s main storyline on Real Housewives of Orange County (aside from sticking her tongue down Tamra Judge’s throat) was the fact that she and Sean Burke have seven kids together.
We didn’t get to know all of the kids, but we did hear a lot about their daughter Rowan Windham-Burke, her struggles with her mental health as a dancer, and her line of dance apparel
that her parents funded. Rowan recently lashed out at her mom via Instagram, which is very Generation Z of her.
Two days later and I’m still reeling from that physical altercation between Monique Samuels and Candiace Dillard on Real Housewives of Potomac. I can’t imagine how the actual cast members feels.
It was just so much happening at once. Monique refused to let go of Candiace’s wig. They were both screaming at each other. Then, Monique thought it was a good idea to run after Candiace in a parking lot. On the ride home, her husband Chris Samuels deemed the fight to be “embarrassing,” which Monique did not seem to agree with at the time. So, how does she feel now, months later after she’s been able to watch the footage?
After months of hype, we’ve finally seen the altercation between Monique Samuels and Candiace Dillard. It all went down at a winery where the ladies were set to celebrate Gizelle Bryant’s
fashions literary award.
As Drake once sang (many summers ago), “it went from zero to one hundred real quick, real f*cking quick.” The fact that it escalated to that level following a conversation that wasn’t any more heated than what we’ve seen all these years is mind blowing. Sure, the tension had been building for years, but it just got way out of hand. It was tough to watch Monique refuse to let go of Candiace’s wig for what felt like forever. Karen Huger was in a panic seeing her two closest allies in the group go at it. Robyn Dixon stood by smiling. Ashley Darby missed the whole thing because she was in the rest room. I watched it, hit “rewind,” and then watched it again, and, even still, it’s jumbled mess to watch and decipher.
Larissa Dos Santos Lima has provided constant content ever since she joined the 90 Day Fiance franchise with her then-husband Colt Johnson. The two of them bring so much drama that they (somehow) got cast on D90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After even after they broke up.
We’ve seen Larissa get into fights with Colt’s mom Debbie Johnson. We’ve witnessed her ups and downs with her new man Eric Nichols. Oh, and then there the arrests. And we’ve seen her get a lot of cosmetic procedures… even though she doesn’t seem to have a constant stream of income and she has kids back in Brazil that she hasn’t seen in a minute.
Back in the day, most of the Vanderpump Rules cast wanted nothing to do with Lala Kent. Well, most of the women didn’t want anything to do with her. The guys seemed to feel differently. However, Ariana Madix and Scheana Shay were friends with Lala at times when she didn’t have many other friends in the cast.
Now that Lala has that private jet access, she has seemingly ditched Scheana and Ariana, which includes leaving them off the invite list for her over-the-top gender reveal. She actually had a skydiver jump out of a plane with a colored shoot to reveal the sex of her baby. Personally, I would be happy to avoid a day standing in the dirt looking up at the sky for a parachute. Scheana should consider herself lucky to not be included. However, that’s apparently not the case.