You know, fans and co-stars (I'm looking at you Teresa Giudice) always get on Real Housewives of New Jersey's Jacqueline Laurita for her excessive tweeting. You know what I say to that? Hogwash! The woman needs to learn how to express her feelings in 160 characters or less because her Bravo blog this week was nine pages long. NINE PAGES!
In it, Jacqueline reminds herself for three pages that her goal with Teresa was to be civil, not to mend their friendship. We got. Actually, we got it the first time you wrote it! Likewise, she explains for several
paragraphs pages why she felt the need to get the tummy tuck. I'll spare you the detailed description of her pre-surgery lingerie routine. You're welcome.
Of course, I am just giving Jacq a hard time, but I tried to only hit the highlights for you. I feel like Ross on that episode of Friends…"Yes, you went on for eighteen pages…FRONT AND BACK!"
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