Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino Painkiller Addiction

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Since becoming a mom and getting married Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi has turned into a different person from the wild child with ten-foot hair we witnessed on Jersey Shore. Now she’s a real-live adulter! However Snooki and her husband Jionni LaValle are not without drama! At least according to the media…

There’s been allegations in the past of Jionni cheating on Snooki, and now come divorce rumors. However, the mother of two denies trouble in paradise and blames people over-analyzing social media to make baseless speculations about her marriage.

“We are totally fine. We don’t post our life on social media, but I love him to death and he’s my best friend and he’s just a little shy so leave him alone,” Snooki orders. 

Back off ladies, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is a taken man!  Stop crying and set your sights on Pauly D (Vinny’s mine! 😉 ).  Yes, it’s true, Jersey Shore’s most obnoxious bachelor is finally off the market.

Recently on Live! With Kelly, the GTLer admitted that he has “a new girlfriend.”  I know y’all are all devastated, but you just need to pick up pieces of your broken hearts and move on from the hair gelling ab flasher.  It just wasn’t meant to be.

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