Are Khloe and Lamar on the Rocks? What Kardashian Marriage Rumors Are True?

Is anything ever what it seems in Kardashialand?  Who’s marrying whom?  Which sister is knocked up?  Which sister is divorcing?  Which sister is forced to forgo college plans so she can bank roll her mother?  Where did Rob go?  Do they just bring him out of the basement when they need him?  It’s a hurricane of uncertainty with the Kardashian Krew.

In recent weeks, all eyes have been on Klamar and the state of their union.  The couple has decided not to continue with reality show, and in an effort to lay low (Kardashian style, of course) Khloe Kardashian was on the cover of People magazine discussing the pair’s marriage.  Baby steps.  The most quotable from that interview was Khloe relaying, “I like to think divorce is not an option.”  Tabloids and blogs everywhere (cough, cough) are now jumping to dissect the phrase “I like to think” in her statement.


It’s no secret that Lamar Odom’s professional career (the NBA one, not the Kris Jenner induced one) has taken a turn for the worse after being traded from the L.A. Lakers to the Dallas Mavericks.  After a subpar season, he was moved to the inactive list as the Mavericks headed to the playoffs.  Whether you believe People who states the former star athlete is “sitting out the season” or which claims he’s been dumped for good, it’s not looking good for Lamar’s basketball playing days.  That has to add even more stress to the already stressful situation of having your life and marriage play out for everyone to watch.

“We just wanted a little pause. Part of being married is knowing when your husband needs your support,” Khloe tells People.  It sounds like she’s the most mature of the bunch…and I seem to remember her being filmed naked in a bathtub full of gobstobbers.  Candy baths aside, the interview is light and very surface, so that means we are going to need to rely on unnamed “sources” from Radaronline to give us the “real” scoop.

“She’s not ready to give up,” one such insider tells the site. “But there are big problems. The kind she won’t admit in any interview.”  Insert dramatic music here…

It must be hard for Khloe to think about a potential divorce when sister Kim is whooping it up Kanye West style all over the country.  And, just for you newbies, “whooping it up Kanye West style” is synonymous with famewhoring with a rapper.  Duh.  There are even whispers of an impending wedding!  I won’t say “marriage” because we all know Kimmie doesn’t believe in those!  It’s just all about the wedding…

But what if it wasn’t just one wedding…what if Kourtney joined in the mix to make an honest man out of beau Scott DisickMason would be the cutest ring bearer!  It’s seems like the next step after (almost) having two children together.  I hear Joe Francis’ estate would be the perfect backdrop…and don’t forget the camera crew!  I’m not quite sure where I got that information.  Oh wait!  It’s the cover story of this week’s In Touch!

Fear not though, as Eonline is trying to sift through the B.S. and figure out what’s true…and guess what?  The answer is none of it.  Shocking, I know.  The site claims that there is no such wedding in the works for Kourtney and Scott (and E! would certainly be invited if there was!), and the wedding rumors for Kimye are, claims a family insider, “a laugh riot bunch of B.S.”  I have to admit, I am a bit saddened by this news…everyone loves a Kardashian circus!  Am I right? Yes?  Anyone?  Hello?