Blind Gossip – It’s A Small World When You’re Single White Female’ing

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Imitation should be the highest form of flattery, but sometimes it's downright creepy. 

Z-List is a reality TV cast member, hoping to shoot to fame and popularity like her idol D-List has done over the past few years.  Z-List is copying everything about D-List in a very "single white female" sort of way.  Z-List is befriending the same people, trying to network in the same social circles and even hiring the same press teams. Z-List has also had D-List's sloppy seconds in the man department, though Z denies it and hopes to vanquish the rumors ASAP.  Eye witnesses say Z and Money Bags were very openly cozied up at an after bar party, where Z was incredibly rude and obnoxious to party goers whilst she snuggled in his lap.  Random tidbit: Z also fancies herself a bit of a fortune teller.

Hint: it's NOT the duo you will all immediately assume.

 

Photo Credit: Wenn.com

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