TGIF!  It's time for an update on those kooky (jooky?) Kardashian/Jenners!  First up, the kids are expressing koncern over Kris' kocktail intake.  Does Kris like to imbibe a little too frequently, or just when her daughters are tweeting?  Well, I guess technically if she was drinking whenever her girls were tweeting, she'd never NOT be drinking…

Also, Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian Odom discuss their personal style…and Kanye West and Lamar Odom's love of nudity.  #sorryinadvance 

Finally, Khloe addresses the fans regarding Kim's recent emergency trip to the doctor.  Girlfriend needs to slow it down with all the traveling and appearances, and she needs to stay out of the limelight.  What's good for Kimye, Jr. is good for the rest us, right?


According to In Touch, the reality brood is worried that Mama Kris has a drinking problem.  A source close to the family reveals, “She sometimes drinks at work and in the morning, and she always jokes about having her vodka and wine ready for her when she arrives at an event or at home.  She needs help.”
The insider adds, “The kids just don’t know what to do.  Maybe the only thing they can do is to wait for her to hit rock bottom.”
Also weighing in?  Her ex-husband's widow!  The sisters are just going to love hearing from her!  Ellen Kardashian shares (for money, I'm guessing!), “I know her partying and drinking was a big issue in their marriage. He thought she had a problem with alcohol because she would drink in such excess. He worried about the children.”
Honestly, I don't think this story has much validity to it (it's harder to pimp out your kids when you're always sloshed, right?), but it doesn't help matters when your daughters are always tweeting that you're drunk.  
In the past Kourtney has tweeted, “I think my mom is definitely drunk already. She is just such a freak.”  And who could forget Khloe tweeting from a Clippers game, “My mom is f—ing drunk…what’s new!”  

For those of you needing a pick-me-up this Friday, look no further than Us Weekly where Kim and Khloe are comparing and contrasting their styles.  The only thing they can agree on is how important it is to dress for their men.  What is this?  1950?  I guess it's easy for Kim to say that so she can pawn off all of her disastrous fashion choices on Kanye.  I certainly wouldn't want to take responsibility for this.  Or this.  Or this for that matter.  Sorry, one more!

Kim shares, "I dress for my man way more than for myself!" 


When asked what Kanye likes to see her wearing, she jokes, "Nothing!  No, he likes cool, drapey things. Very casual."


The reality star describes her style as "sleek, sophisticated and very monochromatic."  I know what you're thinking, and no, I couldn't type that with a straight face.


Khloe admits that her fashion choices are different from her sisters.  She tells the site, "I'm a bit ghetto-fab. I like things structured, but then I add bling. Kim is very simple — she doesn't wear much jewelry unless it's gold or silver. I'm more like, 'Bring on the diamonds, Zsa Zsa Gabor-style! I like fitted jeans and knee-high boots. Kim calls it Basketball Wife. I am married to a basketball player!" 


If you're eating, you may want to stop before you read this next gem from Khloe!  She says, "Like Kanye, Lamar likes to see me naked too. But then he remembers these Christian Louboutin boots I wore the first time I met him.  He made me hold onto them. And whenever I wear them, he's like, 'Oh, yeah!' It takes him back to that night. I'll never get rid of them because of that!" 


Thank you, Khloe.  Just that visual is the perfect appetite suppression.  Bikini season, here I come, kourtesy of the Kardashians!


Khloe did take the time to address Kim's pregnancy scare, writing on her personal blog, “A lot of you have expressed concern in the recent hours about Kim, and I just wanted to let you all know that mommy and baby are doing fine and just taking it easy right now. Thank you so much to all of our wonderful fans and loved ones for your concern and support. We love you!”  You are now entering a snark-free zone…I'm very glad to hear that mom and baby are doing well.  You are now leaving said zone. 🙂  Happy Friday, y'all!







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