NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! <–That's not just ALL CAPS, folks. That is a legitimate scream. If that scream was in a movie, it would be the desperate cry of someone who had just fallen off the world's largest cliff, and it would be loud enough to start an avalanche on a neighboring continent. It would only be slightly less dramatic than Sally Field realizing she had eighteen personalities, her daughter was trapped in a Middle Eastern custody dispute, and her ex-husband was dressing in drag as the nanny…all at the same time. It's a true scream. But why?
Kris flippin' Jenner. That's why. Remember when rumors seemed so true that her talk show was cancelled and the world rejoiced? Yeah, me too…and I'm not even home during the day to defiantly not watch it. It looks like that call may have been premature. Thanks a lot, tiny rapper.
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So, Kris has taken to Twitter to set the record straight. Her talk show hasn't been cancelled. Yet. Her narcissism hour has not been renewed at this point, but that doesn't mean it's gone for good. While ratings weren't great, Kanye West's co-hosting gig, coupled with Southwestern Omelette's reveal (she is a precious baby though, I can't deny it), gave the last show a big boost.
In a tweet that I read as if it was typed out in a manically condescending font, Kris shares, "Rumors flying are false but glad everyone is still buzzing about our 6 week summer run!!!!"
Kris accompanied the status with a link to her Facebook page where she shared the above photo with some people I should maybe know and her poor daughter Khloe whose life is crumbling behind that pretty smile. Tragic. Kris' show will be renewed, and y'all can blame me. It's my luck.
Not surprisingly, In Touch is reporting that Kris' lust for the spotlight has been the nail in the coffin for her and husband Bruce Jenner, with a close family friend telling the site, “They’ve had problems for a long time and have been separated for months."
While I believe poor Bruce is likely miserable and they could be separated, this next part I don't quite buy. Sources explain that Kris is adamant about not letting photographers catch a picture of her sans wedding ring, going so far as to say that she wore gloves to Kylie's Sweet 16 to avoid any speculation.
Another source claims, “There were also promo photos for her talk show [Kris] that she wouldn’t approve because she realized she wasn’t wearing her ring in them. She made sure they never saw the light of day.”
The family insider adds, “They don’t do anything together unless it’s filmed. They haven’t slept together in years and pretty much just have a business relationship at this point.”
You know what? That last line, I could believe. However, all the mumbo jumbo about her ring is silly. This is Kris Jenner, people. If she's separated and doesn't want anyone to know, she's going to…say it with me! Wear. That. Ring. Heck, if she's not wearing it, she's doing so to get these rumors swirling for more exposure. And gloves in August? When have you known a Kardashian woman make a good fashion choice? I rest my case.
TELL US-DO YOU HOPE KRIS' SHOW GETS RENEWED? SHOULD I SECRETLY BE RECORDING IT WHILE PRETENDING TO NOT WATCH? (I SWEAR I DON'T…BUT I'M NOT ABOVE IT) THOUGHTS ON THE WEDDING RING/SEPARATION SPECULATION?
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