Paris Hilton River Viiperi

Paris Hilton is back!  Well, sort of. 

The former reality TV queen has been off the radar for far too long as she hides out doing rich girl things and learns to DJ and works on new music.  Paris collaborated with Lil Wayne on her newest single "Good Time" and just released the music video for it. 

If there's anyone who can ease my Kardashian suffering, it's Paris.  Oh I've missed her so (and never thought I'd utter those words!).  And I mean that.  Paris was a permanent fixture on the paparazzi radar and in the media, but nowadays she's barely seen anymore.  She just pops up here and there at events and has continued on with her life..doing her thing and never taking herself super seriously.  Unlike those certain other reality starlets who just don't give us a minute of rest before the next story, photo, or famewhore move pops up online. Kudos to Paris for knowing when to step back. long has it been since Paris and Nicole Richie graced our screen? (God how I wanted that pink truck!)  I vote for a Simple Life reunion special of sorts.  Just for old times' sake.


Have you watched the movie Bling Ring yet? It's the one based on the 2008-2009 robberies of the big Hollywood celebs – including Paris (multiple times!).   I'm not a material girl, but the movie made me want to hang out in her accessory closet just for fun – with permission, of course.  Paris was super cool and even participated in the film, letting them shoot in her house.

Paris is still #1 in my book for being so hilariously honest with this best.quote.ever. (circa 2008)  "I would not want [Kim’s butt] — it's gross! …It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag."  She apologized or denied it later or something, but it was damn funny, albeit meangirl, stuff.

Oh yeah, back to the reason for this post..Paris made music!  (Sorry, squirrel! just keeps happening all over this post! If you haven't seen the movie UP!, that won't make much sense).   The video is mostly Paris vamping it up for the camera and writhing around on the ground in a sparkly bikini whilst partying with a fog machine and lightup curling irons, but it's still miles better than a sweaty soaked Kim Kardashian slithering around the floor.  







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