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Quick, what’s the next celebrity wedding on the calendar? Heck, what’s the next regular person wedding you can think of? Is it yours? Your best friend’s? Bottom line: Are you or is someone you know in need of a wedding officiant? 

If so, may I suggest Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi to guide you and your betrothed through your vows? You know you’d love it. Fist pumping down the aisle? Check. Cheetah print bridesmaids dresses? Check. And when you leave the reception? Cabs ahh heeya! It will be Jersey Shore nuptials of the finest caliber and you didn’t even have to humiliate yourself on the show to get to this wonderful place in life. 

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Even better, when Snooki performs your wedding ceremony, she’ll already have practice. Everyone’s favorite orange meatball announced on Twitter earlier that she’s officially an officiant. Apparently a friend of Snooki’s has enlisted the former reality star to officiate their wedding. This “title” came via the Internet, right? 

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I don’t know about you, but I would jump on that opportunity so fast to have Snooki help me recite my vows. Now all I need is a man who won’t find my penchant for GTL a deal breaker…any takers? 

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