The Real Housewives of Orange County are back with Season 19, and you know what that means: new feuds, new faces, and brand-new taglines. These sassy one-liners are more than just an opening credits flourish. They set the tone for the season and give us a little peek into each housewife’s mindset (or delusion). From shady digs to straight-up vanity, this year’s taglines delivered some solid gems and a few duds.
Our favorite RHOC Season 19 taglines ranked
So, who nailed their intro and who needs a do-over? We’re breaking down every RHOC Season 19 tagline, ranked from least to most iconic. Let’s get into it.
7. Jennifer Pedranti – “Life can be hard, but so are my abs.”
Okay, Jennifer Pedranti, we get it – you do Pilates. This tagline feels like it was cooked up in a gym locker room and never made it past the protein shake. Sure, she’s fit, but this tagline doesn’t scream RHOC housewife, it screams fitfluencer. There’s no shade, no sass, and no story. Being hard-bodied is great, but being hard-hitting is better.
6. Emily Simpson – “I may not be your cup of tea, but I’ll bring you an espresso martini.”
Emily Simpson gets points for the visual (and, let’s be real, the drink order), but this tagline feels more like a cute Instagram caption than a reality TV queen. It’s charming, yes. But in a season filled with drama, this line feels a little too mild. We know Emily can throw a read when she wants to this just wasn’t it.
5. Tamra Judge – “I’m taking a hard look in the mirror and my reflection is still hot.”
Classic Tamra Judge. Vain, cheeky, and a little self-obsessed. In other words, exactly what you’d expect. This tagline works because it’s totally on-brand, but it doesn’t bring anything new to the table. It’s less of a mic drop and more of a mirror check. She’s been hotter; tagline-wise.
4. Gina Kirschenheiter – “I may work in real estate, but that doesn’t mean I’m buying what you’re selling.”
Now we’re talking. Gina Kirschenheiter’s tagline comes with bite. It’s snappy, shady, and fits her no-nonsense energy this season. It’s also a clever nod to her career while making it clear she’s not falling for anyone’s BS, especially not Katie’s. This is the kind of tagline that sticks.
3. Heather Dubrow – “I love life in the hills, so I always take the high road.”
This one’s layered. Heather Dubrow has been the subject of constant rumors about jumping ship to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and she’s clearly leaning into it here. It’s elegant, it’s throwback Dubrow snobbery, and it’s a subtle flex. “Taking the high road” has never sounded so smug, which let’s be honest, is peak Heather.
2. Shannon Beador – “For once, the only dogs in my life are golden retrievers.”
Now THIS is how you throw shade with style. Shannon Beador’s not just referencing her love of pets. She’s taking a not-so-subtle swipe at ex-boyfriend John Janssen, who’s now engaged to Alexis Bellino. The line is clever, biting, and pure Shannon. It’s the kind of tagline that makes Real Housewives of Orange County history, and we’re living for the passive-aggressive energy.
1. Katie Ginella – “I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but my truth.”
Katie Ginella may be the new girl, but she came in swinging. And her tagline is a direct hit. Not only is it a brilliant wink at her Season 19 drama (ahem, that little blogger rumor situation), it’s also a declaration of war. This is a housewife who knows she’s being talked about and doesn’t care. The emphasis on “my truth” is shady perfection. Love her or loathe her, this line proves she’s here to stir it up, and we’re here for it.
The Real Housewives of Orange County is available to stream on Peacock. The show streams on Hayu in the UK and Ireland.
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