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Katharine McPhee David Foster

I keep a list of least favorite husbands on Real Housewives. It grows longer and longer every year. David Foster’s been on it for a while and it’s not just because he left Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Yolanda Hadid at the height of her illness. It’s because he’s a narcissistic jerk that doesn’t want guests to have fun at parties as much as he wants them to fawn over his performance skills. Also – check out his documentary (actually don’t), it’s filled with revisionist history to make him look better.

David’s been married five times. His most recent marriage is to American Idol alum, Katharine McPheeHe’s 71 and she’s 36. That’s the same age difference between my father and me, but oh well, this is Hollywood! I’m sure this marriage is the one that will last.

Gia Giudice Real Housewives Of New Jersey

Teresa Giudice saw red when Jackie Goldschneider made that analogy about Gia Giudice “snorting coke in the bathroom at parties.” She ran out of Margaret Josephs‘ house and said the “C” word more times than I could count.

While Teresa was in Lake George with the Real Housewives of New Jersey cast (minus Jackie), she called Gia to tell her what happened and get some advice. Gia said all the right things, telling Teresa that it was wrong for her to spread cheating allegations about Jackie’s husband Evan Goldschneider and that she handled everything in a “shitty” way. Gia encouraged Teresa to apologize to Jackie. That hasn’t happened… yet.

Sonja Morgan Teresa Giudice

There are plenty of feuds between Real Housewives of different franchises. And I am here for it! For example, Real Housewives of New York star Ramona Singer frequently annoys ladies from other franchises. Real Housewives of New Jersey stars Dolores Catania and Margaret Josephs don’t like Ramona.

Margaret doesn’t like the way Ramona treats her fans, and Ramona slammed Dolores’ ex-husband/current roomie Frank Catania. Gizelle Bryant from Real Housewives of Potomac was told to step out of a photo with Ramona.

Kathy Wakile Melissa Gorga

Yesterday, there was a Real Housewives of New Jersey marathon on Bravo and I just happened to tune in to the scene with Teresa Giudice telling her cousins Kathy Wakile and Rosie Pierri that she wants to “cut the cancer out,” but that her “door is always open” if they really needed something. She basically fired them from the show at that moment.

Joe Gorga and Melissa Gorga sided with Teresa (this one time) and that was the last season we saw Kathy. Recently, Kathy’s daughter Victoria Wakile got married and there was an Instagram post addressing Joe and Melissa’s “absence” from the wedding. Fans who pay attention never actually expected the Gorgas to be there, so the headline itself didn’t make many waves. However, Kathy’s son Joseph Wakile responded with “Lmao we cut those farm animals out of our life years ago that’s why they weren’t in attendance.”

Melissa Gorga Real Housewives Of New Jersey

Pretty much every. Real Housewives of New Jersey fan is exhausted on Thursday mornings. Unless you don’t have social media. Then, good for you. Twitter and Instagram are very heated in the midst of this Teresa Giudice vs. Jackie Goldschneider feud. The Tre Huggers and the anti-Teresa viewers Jackie fans are really going in defending the cast members.

Both Teresa and Jackie were wrong to bring other people into their issues, with Teresa claiming that Evan Goldschneider has been cheating on Jackie (with zero evidence) and Jackie making an analogy about Gia Giudice doing drugs. This messy situation has caused a lot of back and forth within the fandom. And, of course the New Jersey Housewives have been asked about it in pretty much every interview this season. Last night, Gia’s aunt Melissa Gorga addressed the situation on Watch What Happens Live.

Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City Jen Shah

We’ve arrived at the final hour of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Season 1. The third and final act of a historic three-part reunion. And you guys. I’m not ready for it to be over! Like really, really not. It’s been inarguably the best debut season of a new Housewives franchise since Beverly Hills back in 2010. And I’m saying that as a huge fan and ardent defender of the Potomac’s first season. (My original Bravo claim to fame was being behind one of the very first viewer-submitted reunion questions in RHOP history.)

But these SLC ladies delivered in every single way imaginable. They brought something new and completely different to the table, and added a fresh and unique POV to the Housewives universe. RHOSLC reinvigorated the franchise as a whole while some long-running tentpole cities are starting to feel stale and, ahem, long in the tooth. And that’s not just my bias talking as a born-and-bred former Mormon/Utah native. So indulge me while I savor this last recap before closing the door on Season 1 in Salt Lake City. K?

Sheree Whitfield

I will never understand why Sheree Whitfield got fired from Real Housewives of Atlanta. Meanwhile, some boring people got to stay on the show way longer than they should have.

The proud “bone carrier” always made sure we got all the tea. She gave the best reads. She also has the perfect level of delusion to entertain us all (She by Sheree, anyone? Where are the joggers?). And, during her last season, she was building a man cave for her then-boyfriend Tyrone Gilliams who was in prison. She always brought a lot to the table.

Meredith Marks Lisa Barlow Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City

Meredith Marks is upset with Jen Shah for talking about her marriage on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Meanwhile, Meredith’s bestie (and lookalike) Lisa Barlow took up for Jen at the Season 1 reunion, which makes zero sense. How is Meredith not bothered by Lisa going hard to stand up for the woman who upset her when she discussed her marriage?

On top of that, Heather Gay slammed Lisa for being a bad friend to Meredith. They got in a huge fight about this and Meredith didn’t say much at all. She merely admitted that she wasn’t listening/paying attention. She also got up to take a break while Heather and Lisa fiercely fought to defend her honor. So, how does Lisa feel after the reunion dust up with Heather over Meredith?