Do reunion seating charts even matter anymore? Bravo just dropped the seating for The Real Housewives of Miami Season 7, and we’re not even being dramatic when we say it makes zero sense. Take a look at it and judge for yourself whether this makes sense after watching the first half of RHOM Season 7…
The Real Housewives of Miami reunion seating chart for Season 7 feels off
So far, the main drama of Season 7 has focused on the rift between Guerdy Abraira and Julia Lemigova. The microaggressions, the drink throwing, the cruise ship drama — that has occupied all our thoughts, but neither of them snagged the first seat next to Andy Cohen.
Instead, Stephanie Shojaee snagged the coveted first seat on Andy’s right. Good for her for getting the first seat on her first season, but what exactly did she do to earn it? Moving down that side of the couch, Lisa Hochstein is in the second seat, followed by Guerdy and then Adriana de Moura.
Over on the other side, things are equally odd. Alexia Nepola snagged the first seat, followed by Larsa Pippen. The producers put Julia in the third seat, across from Guerdy. Marysol Patton and Kiki Barth round out the couch on Andy’s left side.
Immediately, Bravo’s Instagram comments lit up with confusion. Is there something we all missed? Perhaps there’s a lot more drama to come later on in the season? No one can wrap their head around it.
“Guerdy third is actually insane,” wrote one Bravo fan. “Is there a version of the show that I haven’t been seeing?”
Kiki Monique, the “cool journalist” involved in the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 19 drama, pointed out how this seating chart felt just as confusing as the Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 16 reunion, where Drew Sidora got plopped at the end despite having a major storyline.
“First Drew damn near off the couch in Atlanta and now Guerdy, I’m now convinced the reunion seating announcements are the latest rage bait,” Kiki commented.
You can see it for yourself. Scroll through the comments on Bravo’s Instagram. You’ll be hard-pressed to find anyone who thinks this chart makes sense.
The Real Housewives of Miami airs Thursdays at 9/8c on Bravo. Stream it on Hayu in the UK and Ireland.
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