Sister Wives patriarch Kody Brown once preached that “love should be multiplied, not divided.” But when it comes to his daughter, he wants to make sure she’s not doing any multiplication of her own. At least not until her future husband puts a ring on it.
On the October 26 episode, Kody and Robyn Brown’s oldest daughter Aurora brought home her new boyfriend. Of course, Kody began preaching to the unsuspecting suitor that it was his job to “protect” Aurora, both physically and emotionally. Even though Kody has admitted to being “Mormon naughty” in his single days, he wants none of that for his daughter.
Unfortunately, poor Brodie didn’t have a clue as to what Kody was referring. That coded message sailed right over his head, as the young rancher told her dad about giving Aurora a pocket knife for protection.
Kody Brown believes in “chastity” before marriage
As an example, Kody pointed to his own marriage. “When I’m protecting [Robyn] from myself,” Kody told Brodie, “I’m trying to protect her from being hurt by me.”
While her new boyfriend may not have had a clue what her dad was talking about, Aurora eventually caught the gist. “After awhile, it’s clear that my dad’s talking about chastity,” Aurora explained. “And I can tell Brodie’s very much thinking about tactics: ‘I know how to use knives. I’m trained in mixed martial arts. She’s good, sir.'”
Meanwhile, Kody thinks he’s driving his message home. “I don’t want my kids fooling around,” he admitted in a confessional. “When you’re just dating, you’re kissing another man’s wife until she’s your wife. And if she doesn’t become your wife, you’re kissing another man’s wife.'”
Of course, when Kody was dating Robyn, he still had three other wives at home with whom he could be “affectionate.” Supposedly, all three of them had their first kiss with Kody at their respective weddings.
“I believe in chastity,” he continued. “Don’t take something … that doesn’t belong to you.”
To Brodie’s credit, he hung in there throughout Kody’s embarrassing lecture. In the end, Kody decided he was trustworthy after all.
“He wears cowboy boots,” he concluded. “He rides horses; he listens to country western music; he even plays guitar … Can I trust my daughter with a cowboy? Well, I think I can trust my daughter with this cowboy.”
Sister Wives airs Sundays at 10/9c on TLC.
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