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Captain Sandy Yawn

Below Deck Mediterranean will be back for Season 4.  Bravo revealed the familiar faces in the cast lineup for the next season.  Captain Sandy Yawn is back to navigate the picturesque waters of the Mediterranean.  This time in South of France.

Hannah Ferrier returns as Chief Stew.  That’s to be expected.  She’s been with the show since the beginning.  It doesn’t seem like any of her second or third stews ever have any longevity though.  Brooke Laughton and Kasey Cohen will not be returning.

Below Deck - Kate Chastain & Laura Betancourt in Tahiti

Last night was the season finale of Below Deck and while Krystal may have been the worst charter guest like ever, I agree with Kate Chastain. This has been the best crew and the best Below Deck season. So yay for keeping the equilibrium even at sea. Cause sharing the sea with slugs is what it’s all about, right?!

So obviously the first and worst sea slug to deal with is Krystal herself. She is passed out on deck, wrapped in a blanket, aka a shame cocoon. Except I don’t actually think Krystal has any shame about abusing her friends or the people serving her. After threatening Kate and Josiah Carter several times, Krystal suddenly remembers she has these things called legs, which are attached to there hip bones, so she stomps downstairs to her cabin, slamming the door. Kate, who is practically levitating with rage, immediately goes to bed. Poor Josiah is stuck staying up all night cleaning up after these ungrateful wenches.

Below Deck - Kate Chastain

Tonight is the season finale of Below Deck. This means we’re all crying sea salty tears into our wine at the loss of Kate Chastain in our lives. If it’s any consolation (it’s not) I heard Hannah Ferrier is returning for season 4 of Below Deck Mediterranean. Wait – that makes me cry harder.

Anyway, Krazy Krystal is still in her shame cocoonKate wants that girl served a nice, cold helping of hose in her face to wash off the drunken entitlement tantrum. It doesn’t sound like things improve between Kate and Krystal when Kate forgets it’s her birthday! Freudian slip?

Tyler Rowland

Captain Lee Rosbach hates babysitting. Even so, he does trend towards giving both professional and personal advice to his crew.  At least for the purpose of writing his Below Deck blog.  This week he had a lot to say to Tyler Rowland for dumping Rhylee Gerber at a cheap patio bar.  You wouldn’t even think you were in Tahiti sitting on that slab of concrete.

But professionally, the Captain had nothing to chastise his crew over.  And he’ll always give praise where it’s due.  Captain Lee had great feedback for his Bosun Ross Inia, and Chief Stew Kate Chastain.  Both department heads have been keeping it drama free.

Rhylee Gerber & Tyler Rowland Date

Rhylee Gerber and Tyler Rowland as a couple make for uncomfortable TV.  If they’re not getting intimate without any regard for the camera in their room, they’re bringing Below Deck viewers along on their cringeworthy date.

Not only was it an awkward date, but a lazy one at best.  Considering their shared outdoor interests, Tyler could have surely planned some activity.  You’re in Tahiti after all!

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Kate Chastain - Below Deck

The Below Deck crew has been living in relative harmony recently.  Rhylee Gerber’s outbursts have dwindled.  Laura Betancourt keeps her ego in check.  And she’s been getting along with Chief Stew Kate Chastain as well as fending off the occasional sexually charged remark from Chef Adrian Martin.  But for a change, the drama has centered around the carter guests.  And this last group of ladies certainly deliver it.

Who better than Kate and Josiah Carter to dish on the likes of Krystal on the Below Deck After Show?  They do have the most access.  So the task of getting the intoxicated trust-fund diva to bed safely fell on Kate and Josiah’s shoulders.  Krystal refused to be moved from the aft deck.  This put Kate and Josiah in a “hostage situation.”

Below Deck - Drunk Primary Krystal

I don’t even know what to say about tonight’s Below Deck except where do they find these people? A sanitarium? A circus? A casting call for the insanely entitled? A meeting of Delusionals Anonymous? Actually I feel like Tyler Rowland is chairing that meeting. And obviously I’m delusional too if I think that’s all I’m going to say about last night’s epic episode!

So we open the episode with drunk guests falling off a moving jet ski at 10 am. The jet ski definitely would’ve failed a field sobriety test, but Captain Lee Rosbach screaming in the guests’ faces certainly knocked the sobriety into them!