Just imagine an alternate reality where Bravo’s hit show, Vanderpump Rules, was named Todd Rules instead. And all other Vanderpump places and products were now named Todd Dogs, Todd Cocktail Garden, Todd Rosé, and Todd Vodka. Doesn’t quite have the same ring to it, does it?
Well, that alternate reality might have been an actual reality if Lisa Vanderpump had decided to take Ken Todd’s last name when they married back in 1982. So, why did Lisa decide not to take Ken’s last name?
Everyone looked mortified when Doritand one of her fake accents called Camille a c**t out of nowhere. Dorit denied having any ill intent behind the verbal assault, but COME ON. For someone who can’t have wine in a champagne glass, where was her “etiquette” at this dinner party? Camille eventually sent Dorit a message to keep her mouth shut by gifting her a ball gag. It seemed to be squashed at the reunion last season, but the drama appears to have reignited.
In an armor-clad blush lingerie Instagram selfie, Yolanda Hadid took her 55-year-old body-ody-ody to the social media airwaves and captioned beside it her secret to success: “Living in a body free of breast implants, fillers, botox, extensions and all the bulls—t I thought I needed in order to keep up with what society conditioned me to believe what a sexy woman should look like until the toxicity of it all almost killed me.”
Who knew Yolanda was suffering so severely from being of victim of Munchausen society?!
NowReal Housewives of Beverly Hills’ star Erika Jayne (also known as Erika Girardi) and her husband, Tom Girardi, are the latest reality stars to find themselves in financial hot water. Will Erika need to part with any of her sexy catsuits to help raise funds for her spouse? Will she need to schedule more singing (and puss-patting) shows for her loyal fans? I hope so!
Other sources said that Yolandadecided to leave after she was offered a gig as to be a Friend of the Housewives (oh, the horror!) instead of a full-time cast member. There was also word that Bravo wanted to capture something other than Lyme disease as Yolanda’s storyline, and that may have been the breaking point.
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