The time has come for Lauren Manzo and her husband Vito Scalia to move out of Caroline Manzo‘s house. I have no idea how Caroline is coping with the news, but I’m sure that she is ultimately happy for Vito and Lauren.
Not only are Lauren and Vito moving out of the Manzo family home, but they are actually owners of their new house. There aren’t too many other details out right now, but I think it is safe to assume the home is in New Jersey and in close proximity to where Caroline lives – or at least I hope that’s the case.
I never would have pictured Caroline Manzo and Amy Schumer getting along or having a lot in common. Caroline is known to be a very straight laced, no nonsense kind of person. On the other hand, Amy is just so out there and usually inappropriate.
After giving it a little more thought, I would say that the one thing these two have in common is their “tell it like it is” attitude. Neither Amy nor Caroline would ever be afraid to share what’s on her mind. Nevertheless, I’m still kind of surprised that Caroline was mentioned in Amy Schumer’s book. Do these two know each other? It just seems so random.
Poor Caroline Manzo! If you follow the Manzo’d with Children star on social media, you know that she posted a ton of photos of her foot injury, but there’s a lot more to the story.
Caroline’s foot injury actually ended up having a lot of residual effects on her body. She took the time to rest her foot and that took a major toll on her body. Now that Caroline is finally okay to move around, she is taking matters into her own hands.
If you’re not following Albie Manzo on Instagram, you really should be. Caroline Manzo’s oldest son has been working out and he looks good. Shout out to Bravo’s The Daily Dish for pointing this out because I ended up finding a lot of great things on his Instagram account.
Good news – maybe?! – the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has already been renewed. Bad news – the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast won’t change much for season seven. Why can’t we have nice things?
Earlier today, Bravo announced the six new and fourteen returning shows that will fill its summer and fall schedules. Obviously, RHOBH is on the list for fall. It will be a while before the cast is set in stone and revealed; however, when a fan tweeted @ Andy Cohen that Lisa Rinna, Yolanda Foster, Erika Girardi, and Eileen Davidson must go, he replied, “No way!”
Are y’all still with me? If you haven’t taken a sledgehammer to your phone/tablet/computer because of Andy‘s bad judgementTweet, look below to find out what other questionable choices goodies Bravo has in store for viewers.
Caroline recently posted a photo of herself with her latest haircut: a short, dark pixie cut. The photograph depicts her in a church wearing a black sweater, next-to-nothing makeup and black framed specs. The selfie has been fodder for throngs of wannabe style critics far and wide.
While Lauren has resolved to legally (and religiously) yoke herself to one Vicotta, of the saltiest and savoriest salamis, Albie Manzo remains adrift in the wind, spraying his pot fertilizer up at the sun and watching it disappear. Albie went from being the prodigal son, to being mommy’s biggest flop – even Lauren mocks him for failing out of law school. It was all that pot prosciutto!
Last night on Manzo’d With Children times were a’changin’ as Vito Scalia and Lauren Manzo told their parents it was time for them to claim some independence. Naturally that was just token gesture, and absolutely nothing will change.
The Manzo-Scalia bunch is still in Italy. For their final night in the paradise of Caroline Manzo‘s 1/16th dreams they are amid the splendors of a villa that is both a working farm and a restaurant. Alas it will be a nightmare for Vito Sr. and Denise when their blessed miracle Vicotta tells them the worst news they could imagine: he doesn’t want children he’s planning to open his own deli in Manhattan.