As another year approaches, it is time to reflect upon the past, and dream about the future. As a reality television fanatic fan, my thoughts turn to which Housewives need to grace our television screens once again. Are you listening, Bravo?
Each Real Housewivesfranchise has seasons that are amazing and others that are boring less exciting. Often, the key is having the right number of newbies and franchise favorites. But what really makes sparks fly is when a Housewife returns to a show, resuming prior relationships and interacting with newer castmates. Here is my dream team of who needs to be, and deserves to be, a Housewife again.
Even though they’ve publicly feuded, many reality TV stars gathered with family for Christmas. Teresa Giudice, Melissa Gorga, and Joe Gorga celebrated Christmas Eve together. But what kind of cookies did they eat? Did Melissa bring some sprinkle cookies? Or did Teresa insist on eating pignoli cookies? Hopefully, they didn’t argue about desserts this year.
During the epic RHONY cast trip to Colombia, Bethenny mentioned that she has a fish allergy as they sat down to lunch. She even joked about her cast mates “wanting to poison her.” However, they had more than enough drama and trauma on that vacation. This trip that Tinsley Mortimer organized was full of all sorts of drama. First, the boat almost sank, there were tears and arguments galore, and all the Housewives contracted explosive diarrhea. I don’t think that Tinsley Mortimer will ever be allowed to plan any future Housewives trips. Ever. Again.
It felt like there were Real Housewives meetups happening all over the country this week. Or at least that’s what it seemed like when I scroll through my Instagram feed. Kandi Burruss supported Beverly Hills Housewife Erika Jayne at her Atlanta concert. Potomac Housewives Gizelle Bryant hung out with Real Housewives of Atlanta OG NeNe Leakes. Warning: they applied way too much airbrush to their IG photo. Cynthia Bailey left the ATL to hang out with Dorinda Medley in New York City.
Real Housewives of Dallas stars Stephanie Hollman and Brandi Redmond shared photos hanging with their kids. Meanwhile, their costar Cary Deuber shared a photo of her face all marked up and ready for a cosmetic procedure. Orange County Housewife Shannon Beadorfollowed her lead. Shannon posted a photo of herself getting some cosmetic enhancements. This is a social media trend that I just don’t understand.
Is there anything that Real Housewives of New York star Sonja Morgan cannot do? She is a connoisseur of all things toaster oven, a “caburlesque” performer, life advisor for many, many interns, and a clothing designer with her own line. And now, she can add improv comic to her long, and varied, resume.
It is no secret to RHONY fans that Sonja loves to perform–whether it is a caburlesque performance (which is a bawdy blend of burlesque and cabaret), guest staring and having a wardrobe malfunction at Luann de Lesseps’ cabaret show “The Countess and Friends,” and now getting big laughs onstage. And that doesn’t include all her drunken nakedness on cast trips!
Recently, cameras caught Harry making out with none other than Ramona Singer. And yes, there are photos to prove it. Let’s just cross our fingers that this is a storyline on Real Housewives of New York Season 11.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills alum Brandi Glanville sparked rumors that Orange County Housewife Kelly Dodd will join RHOBH with her Instagram caption? Can’t we just keep Kelly on RHOC and get a Brandi comeback in the 90210 instead?
Shahs of Sunset star Golnesa “GG” Gharachedaghishared a solo shot rocking some lingerie. In contrast, her costar Mike Shouhed shared a selfie from the dentist’s chair. Hopefully, that does not become a trend.
Click through the gallery below to see all of those photos and more from our latest Instagram Roundup.
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