Real Housewives of Orange County

You know what the Real Housewives Of Orange County cast members have in common? They all have issues. Another link, they focus on the problems of their friends rather than their own. And now we have a show! It’s no secret the freshman year of being a Housewife is rough. Braunwyn Windham-Burke just found herself in the trenches. Someone needs to issue a handbook for new cast members. A specific set of steps to keep one from upsetting Tamra Judge the Elders. Gina Kirschenheiter could have used a guide on her first season. But no, she slighted the Elders with tales of an amicable divorce and a disregard for Jesus. I’m not entirely sure Emily Simpson does enough to irritate anyone except for her twerp husband, Shane.

But back to this year’s fresh meat! Braunwyn is a mom of 7. She has a big house, small waist, and kooky mother. You might think this would grant automatic entry into the tightly knit world of hair bleach and divorce papers (your table is ready, Emily). Not so fast! What the newbie didn’t realize is she must gain permission from an Elder before contacting any former Real Housewives. She has stepped into the land of text receipts and hierarchy. As Braunwyn felt the heat her first time in the hot seat, she… cried. Buck up, Sis, and binge-watch some RHOC shows! Now Braunwyn shares her side of the controversy that caused the Elders much dismay.