If you aren’t watching Season 6 of Real Housewives of Potomac, then you are missing out. Mia Thornton may be the newbie on RHOP, but she is bringing it. And her co-star, Wendy Osefo, isn’t a fan of the new girl. At all.
Last season, viewers were treated to Wendy bragging about her PhD. During the season premiere, Wendy hosted a “nude interlude” party where she revealed her new breasts, and other assets. That’s right, Wendy has a new butt, and a new attitude. Mia, who is besties with Karen Huger, came with her to the party. Mia shared that her husband is 38 years older than her. But Mia was unable to compute her own age. Oof. She sided with Gizelle Bryant during Karen’s argument with Gizelle.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta is sure to have an interesting storyline thanks to Porsha Williams‘ new engagement. It feels like a fever dream since Porsha announced her engagement to Simon Guobadia after one month of dating. He got her a massive rock before his divorce with Falynn Guobadia was even finalized. And wasted no time getting his name tattooed on her neck, for some reason. Girl, is this some sort of identity crisis or something?
While Porsha Luther King has been celebrating her engagement and planning three weddings, everyone and their mother has been sharing some questionable accusations about their relationship. It started with a questionable timeline, cheating accusations and a whole lot of shade-throwing.
If you’re not Team Porsha, you’re against them. Just look at Cynthia Bailey and Kenya Moore, who definitely WON’T be receiving a save the date in the mail. The co-captain of Team Porsha is Shamea Morton, who we can blame for this whole relationship in the first place. Her only contribution to the RHOA universe as of late. Oh, and Gizelle Bryant from the Real Housewives of Potomac, who wants to find herself a man like Simon. Ladies, say it with me, THE BAR IS ON THE FLOOR. YOU DESERVE BETTER.
The newer cast members are shining bright on this season of The Real Housewives of Potomac. To be fair, the entire cast is giving viewers so much life, they’re practically immortal by now. However, a big shout out has to be given to Wendy Osefo & Mia Thornton. Wendy’s coming into her second season with new boobs, a new butt, and a whole new attitude. It’s quite the serve. Mia on the other hand is giving everyone messy chaos which means she fits in just fine.
The foundation for this season appears to be built upon the feud between Gizelle Bryant & Karen Huger. This is a fight that has been underway since the dawn of time. They are living legends, and they tow the line between friends and enemies with expert precision. They give the people what they need, but they also keep it real. It remains to be seen if they can continue towing that line. It feels like this season might be the point of no return.
Real Housewives of Potomac is in fine form this season. And the legendary feud between the Grand Dame Karen Huger and Gizelle Bryant is still going strong. During the RHOP premiere episode, Wendy Osefo threw a “nude interlude” party to show off her new breasts and ample new butt.
Karen took a moment to call out Gizelle for having a “fiery box” and said that’s why they “went to Sing Sing.” What the hell was Karen talking about? Gizelle dissed Ray Huger’s “broken penis.”
Season Six of the Real Housewives of Potomac is here, and I am living for it. The toxic environment that resulted from Monique Samuels dragging Candiace Dillard by the wig cast a dark cloud over last season. Monique peaced out ahead of Season 6.
Wendy Osefo, who joined RHOP during Season 5, boasts an impressive resume. She has a PhD. Wendy is married to Eddie Osefo, and they have three kids. But all might not be well in Wendy’s world. There was an unconfirmed report that Eddie has a mistress and a secret baby.
Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards. Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. Danielle Staub and Teresa Giudice. Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. What do all of these things have in common? They’re legendary feuds in their own right. And I would argue that the ongoing back and forth between forever frenemies Gizelle Bryant and Karen Huger on the Real Housewives of Potomac trumps them all, at least when it comes to expert shade-throwing. And somehow it still feels like it’s just getting started.
Gizelle and Karen have battled it out to be the Queen B of RHOP since the beginning. And their feud has so many iconic moments, from Gizelle’s #FreeUncleBen shirt to the Grand Dame’s attack on Jamal Bryant who lives in the phone. We had the mime scene. The birthday party seat fiasco. And countless arguments during reunions. It’s a feud that I will never tire of and never truly pick one side of — I love it for what it is, and I never want either of them to leave RHOP.
Did any of you ever watch that show Age Gap Love on Netflix? It was harrowing. These weren’t your everyday widow-and-orphan money for a hearty glam-squad kind of romances either. It was the real thing. Watching this show was a giant exercise in “why?” There’s just something universally cringe about watching old people mack on a generation that came about 3-4 decades after them.
After only just recovering from the step-grandpappy marriage depicted on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, now we have a 30-to-36-year-old step grandma on Real Housewives of Potomac. How is this a recurring theme? Mia Thornton just gave us our answer.
I’m SO GLAD Juan Dixon is here right now! The Real Housewives of Potomac women are back, baby! And we have earned it. For anyone struggling through the Real Housewives of New York’s historical figure parties and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills peeping tom and leather pants gimmicks, rest easy. We’ve made it to the other side of the rainbow.
Of course, RHOP is missing wig-shifter Monique Samuels and sky bomber T’Challa in season 6. Are we staring down yet another numbed out franchise? Prayers for some season 5 grudge hangovers.