What do you get when half the cast of dress up as Wolverine, a guitarist for ZZ-Top, and Robert DeBarge and then hop into the Mystery Machine for a road trip out to Great Falls? It’s either a stroll through my childhood or the last five minutes of this week’s episode of The Real Housewives of Potomac. The ladies are back from France, they’re getting feisty, so let’s just jump into it.
Everyone seems to have a busy day planned. Robyn Dixon is closing on her fixer-upper in Hanover. Monique Samuels gets the breakdown of how the kids did while she was away. Candiace Dillard and her fiancé Chris are working on their wedding bodies with a trainer. Finally, Gizelle Bryant meets up with her hairdresser/ friend, Kal, for lunch.
Are you ready for an all-new episode of The Real Housewives of Potomactonight? The ladies are plotting and scheming to find a way to prove once and for all WHERE Karen Huger is really living. And Karen is determined to find out who is spreading said rumors.
According to Bravo, “Determined to find out the truth about whether Karen really lives in her house, Gizelle, Robyn and Ashley plan a scheme of epic proportions.” This grand scheme includes a few really awful disguises and a fake pizza delivery. We can’t wait for this mess to air!
Not everyone is cut out to be a Real Housewife. Even some of the women who get that opportunity just aren’t meant to last in the reality TV franchise. Will Candiace Dillard be a one and done on Real Housewives of Potomac or will she end up with a second season on the show?
Not if Robyn Dixon and Gizelle Bryant have a say. They are far from being a fan of hers. Even Ashley Darby– the “friend” who “introduced” Candiace to the cast, isn’t her biggest fan. And this animosity isn’t even strong enough to be entertaining. Candiace complained that she’s been ignored for the entire cast trip in France. That’s far from a compelling story line.
At this point, every single woman on Real Housewives of Potomac is at odds with each other during this cast trip to France- except for Candiace Dillard who’s upset that she’s being ignored by everyone. Now Gizelle Bryant is paying attention to her by doing what Gizelle does best: throwing shade. It’s probably not the way that Candiace wants to be acknowledged by the cast members on this show, or maybe it is since it would give her a storyline…. and a chance to come back for a second season.
Candiace isn’t the only one that Gizelle is throwing shade at though. She has a lot of digs aimed at Monique Samuels and Karen Huger, which surprises no one who watches this show.
Charrisse wasn’t the only one who decided to film with Sherman’s ex. Monique Samuelsinvited her to events as well. At lease Monique is owning it, but she doesn’t want to take all of the blame for Kyndall’s presence.
Tonight’s episode of The Real Housewives of Potomac was like reading a Nancy Drew book written by someone who has had way too much wine. If only the ladies could get to the bottom of Karen Huger’s missing wedding ring and what it could possibly mean, then maybe they could finally leave her alone and enjoy France. Karen, however, is not giving up any clues and is trying to throw everyone off her trail. And speaking of mysteries, can someone please explain to me what happened to Ashley Darby tonight? It’s like she went to bed with a head cold and woke up with an Incredible Hulk sized bad attitude. What is in French OTC medication anyway? At least tonight’s arguments weren’t too public, so…PROGRESS!
But first we are back at breakfast on the balcony with Gizelle Bryant arguing with Monique Samuels. Gizelle is confused why Monique would go out of her way to hurt her by inviting Kyndall when she thought they were fine. She’s not jealous because every day she wakes up knowing she’s the baddest thing walking. And just so you know, she really doesn’t care about Sherman’s past. She decides that she and Monique won’t ever be besties, but she can move past this, call a truce, and eat some pancakes. Determined to make a graceful exit, she walks to the door which won’t open. She struggles for a moment. Between giggles Monique tells her to try to the other door. It won’t slide either. Ohhhh… you have to push it open! Success!