Tonight Vanderpump Rules returns after it’s holiday hiatus. And I am ready for it!
Last time we saw this crew of geriatric bartenders and former bartenders, James Kennedy was sobbing over being fired by Lisa Vanderpump for fat shaming Katie Maloney. It’s a sick, sad world indeed when Katie is allowed to give ultimatums and Lisa capitulates. However, it seems like Lisa she realized the error of her ways. I mean, nobody really wants to put Katie Jong-Un in charge of anything!
How could anyone ever pick a fight with Brittany Cartwright? Sweet, Southern Belle Brittany Cartwright. It just seems unfathomable, but it actually did happen. The scuffle actually went down mid-flight.
Holidays can be hard for many when you are missing a loved one. They can be especially hard when you lose someone who has been such an important part of your life.
Vanderpump Rulesstar Jax Taylor lost his father Ronald Cauchi a year ago. It was a profound loss and he has really taken it to heart. Recently, he reflected on the past year with a very open tribute to his dad.
Why isn’t Peter Madrigala full-time cast member on Vanderpump Rules? He has a been around this whole time and he is an integral part of the friend group, yet he’s not a part of the drama. Then again, he might actually have the best situation out of all of the cast members. Peter benefits from being a part of the show, yet he’s not obligated to share his innermost secrets.
In short, he gets to experience some of the best aspects of being on the show without suffering as much as the full-time cast members. Nevertheless, that doesn’t mean that the fandom isn’t super intrigued by Peter’s personal life. Honestly, it just makes the viewers want to know more. Come on, he dated both Stassi Schroeder and Katie Maloney, yet he seems to have zero drama in this group. That is just so fascinating. Would there have been some Peter drama if Vanderpump Rules started filming earlier? Possibly!
Even though they’ve publicly feuded, many reality TV stars gathered with family for Christmas. Teresa Giudice, Melissa Gorga, and Joe Gorga celebrated Christmas Eve together. But what kind of cookies did they eat? Did Melissa bring some sprinkle cookies? Or did Teresa insist on eating pignoli cookies? Hopefully, they didn’t argue about desserts this year.
So, nothing really happened on last night’s Vanderpump Rules except that James Kennedy got fired and Brittany Cartwright made goopy neon orange sauce from stale beer, gourmet cheese, and ranch dressing. BECAUSE NO ONE HAS EVER DISCOVERED THE SPLENDORS OF BEER CHEESE.
James can’t eat beer cheese though because he’s given up alcohol for the 300th time. That, my friend, is a blessing in disguise. I have tasted this mythic beer goop that only comes from the bosom of mammaw’s Kentucky paws, you know, and meh.
RIP to Lala Kent and James Kennedy’s friendship. It seemed like they were just in a rift last season on Vanderpump Rules. However, Lala has declared (plenty of times) that she is done with their friendship. It seems pretty permanent this time. Lala has been calling out James for his antics every chance she gets. This is especially convenient since Season 7 is all about everyone hating on James. This is so ironic since they are just giving him more screentime.