We celebrated Tom Sandoval‘s birthday on last night’s Vanderpump Rules and the theme was being extra. As if this group even has to try! Hey, at least it wasn’t more wedding nonsense.
Ugh – every time I reach a place where I kinda like Lala Kent, she goes and acts like a horrific ego-consuming monster whose such a bitch that I’m right back to wanting to smash cupcakes in her face. Super fattening, gluten-y, sugary cupcakes. Lala is a wench. A worse wench than Stassi Schroeder ever was in her Stasstrocious heyday. Lala is Jax Taylor bad. She’s also a dry drunk. Someone who has treated the symptom, not the disease. Lala reminds me of Kim Richards, formerly of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, now of never-to-be-published salacious memoir because Kyle Richards will tie your ass up in cord for ad infinitum. Which is also how long it will take Lala to realize that she’s a horrible human being who is still secretly in love with James Kennedy.
Anyway, these are my preliminary thoughts on last night’s Vanderpump Rules.
We are finally done with Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright’s wedding, way too many episodes later. Especially when there are thousands of cast members on Vanderpump Rules.
If you think about it, we have Brandi Glanville and Scheana Marie to thank for getting Vanderpump Rules off the ground. Technically, it’s a Real Housewives of Beverly Hills spin-off show. The show started with that awkward scene between the two of them, hashing things out because Scheana had a relationship with Eddie Cibrian while he was still married to Brandi.
After that opening scene, these two shaded each other for years and eventually ended up on somewhat friendly terms. Interestingly enough, these two might have more men in common aside from Eddie.
The Coronavirus outbreak has closed down many bars and restaurants around the country, and the world at large. TomTom is one of those places.
TomTom junior partners Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz have pledged to donate profits from cameo videos directly to the TomTom staff members.
Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright got married in June 2019, but thanks to Vanderpump Rules, the wedding is still dragging out. Not only, did we have to watch multiple episodes of pre-wedding events, but the cast is still dishing on all of the drama.
Mainly, Jax has been at war with best man Tom Sandoval, who he kicked out of the wedding before he changed his mind and let him back in. Tom seemed to really come through that weekend. He had alcohol, toiletries, umbrellas, and even some tampons on hand just in case anyone had an emergency. Truthfully, he came across like the ideal best man, despite Jax giving him a low grade for his role. And Lala Kent agrees, which is not surprising since she’s been on the warpath against Tom and Ariana Madix recently.
There’s no doubt about it: this Coronavirus outbreak is difficult for all of us. We have all adjusted our lives in response to this pandemic. Many people are even struggling financially after so many business closures.
Some of those people have hit up Vanderpump Rules star Scheana Marie for money. No, not her friends or family members. People who do not even know her have been sending her Venmo requests for cash.
Before this season of Vanderpump Rules started, fans expected the Kristen Doute vs. Stassi Schroeder and Katie Maloney feud. But, who knew there was so much animosity between Jax Taylor and Tom Sandoval?
This goes beyond the headlines about Jax blocking his co-star on social media a few months ago. Jax’s rants against Tom have continued. Tom thinks Jax is running a smear campaign against him to overcompensate for something awful Jax does later on in the season. And, the animosity just won’t stop between these two.
Tom Sandoval wasn’t the only one who Jax Taylor feuded with during his groomzilla madness. Jax was also at odds with his own mother, who didn’t get an invite to the wedding.
Instead, the Vanderpump Rules OG had his godmother and Lisa Vanderpump on hand for support during the wedding weekend.