The house-husbands of Real Housewives of New Jersey have always been on another level. They may as well have their own show with all the drama they bring to the table. Honestly, Joe Gorga may be the messiest person on the show entirely. Housewives included! He broke the golden rule recently when he got involved in “women’s drama” and dragged Dolores Catania on camera for all to see. What a clown.
Joe has been continuously divisive this season, including towards his own wife, Melissa Gorga. To anyone with a trained eye, it seems obvious that Joe and Mel are amping up the drama for airtime and a storyline. Are we supposed to seriously think these two are about to split? Over who walks into a van first? Give me a break. Maybe this bid for attention is a result of that fact that, for the first time ever, the dynamic between Joe, Melissa, and Teresa Giudice is in a place of harmony.
If there’s one thing that fans can rely on when it comes to the Real Housewives of Atlanta, it’s the ever-present feud between Kenya Moore and Porsha Williams. Since their first season together, they’ve never gotten along. And despite a short reconciliation during Season 12 during their coinciding pregnancies. But once Twirl began the crusade to expose Porsha’s possible rendevous with Bolo, and brought Marlo Hampton on the ride, they went right back into their old ways.
So it’s no surprise that once Porsha’s new engagement to Simon Guobadia, otherwise known as the ex of Falynn Guobadia, fans wanted to know what Kenya had to say. While Twirl is known as the ultimate villain of RHOA, she’s strategic with her shade and can stir a pot like no other. So there’s no doubt she felt vindicated watching the response to Porsha hooking up with her former friend’s freshly divorced ex-husband. And then denying the friendship entirely, even though she was filmed talking about it on live TV. It’s an entertaining day for #TeamTwirl no doubt.
I think many Real Housewives of Atlanta fans can agree that the Southern ladies did not have the best season this year. With the coronavirus pandemic and the overplay of #BoloGate, something just missed a mark. Kenya Moore continued to stir the pot to keep things interesting and had a few new sidekicks (aka LaToya Ali and Marlo Hampton). But if we didn’t have Kandi Burruss invite the ladies to the dungeon for Cynthia Bailey’s wild bachelorette party, it truly would’ve been a total snoozefest.
But now that the season’s wrapped, Porsha Williams dropped a bomb that has RHOA fans losing their minds. She’s apparently engaged to Simon Guobadia, the very recent ex-husband of friend-of Falynn Guobadia. Yes, the golf club snatching Medusa that Porsha brought onto the show in the first place. This mess has only just begun, and fans have high hopes it will create lots of drama next season. If only Marlo and Twirl had this ammo to throw at P at the reunion.
Do we think Sydney Zaruba and Alli Dore are going to argue over Gary King in every episode of Below Deck Sailing Yacht? Because that’s what it’s starting to feel like. Last week, Gary couldn’t believe the women were fighting over him. This week I can’t believe the fight is still going. When confronted by Alli, Sydney claims she doesn’t have “any tears in her soul” for either of the love birds…right before she bursts into tears over them. And despite all the drama, Alli still ends up in Gary’s bed for the night.
The next morning, things are looking up because it’s the crew’s day off! In every iteration of Below Deck, the crew usually gets only one full day off per season, so it needs to be taken advantage of when it happens. Dani Soares and Jean-Luc Cerza Lanaux emerge from the master cabin in a hungover haze. Dani claims she doesn’t remember much of the night before. Including hooking up with Alli, which she chalks up to some drunken fun. And rather hilariously, Colin Macrae takes over the galley for the morning to teach Natasha De Bourg a thing or two about eggs. Hearing the chief engineer ask the chef if she knows what sunny side up is was easily the funniest line of the night.
Thanks to social media, it’s not new news that Teresa Giudice has happily moved on after the dissolution of her 20 year marriage to Joe Giudice. In November 2020, Teresa revealed through an Instagram post that she had a new boyfriend. If not for that outlet, Real Housewives of New Jersey viewers would only now be realizing why Teresa has been consuming so much pineapple.
On last week’s episode, we got a peek of Luis Ruelas knocking on Teresa’s door and her giddy to go answer it. Yes she is clearly smitten, and the change in demeanor is apparent to the RHONJ cast. They are all happy to embrace this new Teresa, one who hasn’t fought with anyone since apologizing to Jackie Goldschneider. A notable streak for sure.
Kenya Moore, we see you having a great day. Seemingly overnight, news about Real Housewives of Atlanta star Porsha Williams has broken the internet. Yesterday Porsha revealed a brand new chapter of her love life, straight out of a Jackie Collins book. The Hot Dog King has been returned to his bun to make way for… The Oil Guy.
The Oil Guy is Falynn’s Guobadia’s ex-husband, Simon Guobadia. As you know, RHOA featured Falynn this season, along with Simon, who is now engaged to Porsha. Yesterday Porsha dropped a bomb that she has a brand new ring, courtesy of her newish man. Both Simon and Porsha confirmed their love, stating their affair of the heart began about 4 weeks ago. Fans are side-eyeing the timeline, because we aren’t idiots, and some interesting social media posts have resurfaced. Now that we’re talking about the soon-to-be-ex-husband, let’s talk about the boat.
Porsha Williams has managed to create more drama in the past 24 hours than what went on throughout the entire thirteenth season of the Real Housewives of Atlanta. And this time, it doesn’t even involve Bolo (shocker). P broke the internet by revealing that she’s in a romantic relationship with Simon Guobadia. Yes, that would be Falynn Guobadia’s very recent ex.
If you have a look on your face that looks like Porsha’s when she saw Bolo’s thang for the first time, you’re definitely not alone. Falynn came onto RHOA as a FRIEND-OF PORSHA’S. And while the majority of the drama surrounding her involved being taunted by fellow newbie LaToya Ali, this is a whole other level of breaking girl code. I’d do anything to hear what new besties Marlo Hampton and Kenya Moore have to say about this. And honestly, Kandi Burruss and Don Juan probably have plenty of thoughts as well. Now Drew Sidora’s take, on the other hand, I can live without.
Last season on Below Deck Mediterranean, viewers were inundated with dysfunctional boat romances. Bosun Malia White had to placate her then boyfriend Tom Checketts whenever things didn’t work out in the galley. Their relationship dynamic was all about Malia managing his ego and poor problem solving abilities. Then there was Jessica More and Robert Westergaard. They met on board and were an item for a hot minute before arguments and jealousy took hold.
But there was one coupling that fans were rooting for. It never really took off during the season, but watching deck hand Alex Radcliffe trying to woo Bugsy Drake was endearing to say the least. He adored her, but ultimately got friend-zoned. They are still friends and communicate often on social media, which raised hopes that some feelings could be rekindled. So now that Bugsy is promoting her new book, The Art of Tablescaping: Deck Out Your Table with the Queen of Theme, she also offered an update on where she and Alex stand currently.