On last night’s Real Housewives Of Dallas LeeAnne Locken tied the knot to Rich Emberlin and treated her wedding ceremony like the sideshow act at a carnival. She then treated her wedding guests like they needed to pay for their own corndogs.
LeeAnne also insulted her own mother from the altar, because what better opportunity to say your piece to your mother when she can’t interrupt than during your own wedding vows?!
LeeAnne’s mother, Margaret, did in fact make it to the wedding. Right on time, in fact, and wearing a gold sequined dress. LeeAnne then proceeded to spend the entire ceremony and reception ignoring her. Margaret even had to beg for a photograph with her own daughter!
Brace yourselves! The Real Housewives of New Jersey are BACK! Teresa Giudice, Melissa Gorga, Dolores Catania, Margaret Josephs, Jackie Goldschneider, and Jennifer Aydin are ready to stir up more drama. Don’t worry, Jersey’s favorite villain Danielle Staub is back too. The Jersey ladies had a banner season last year, so this is likely to be the most explosive yet.
A lot of drama is rumored to surround the marriage between Teresa and Joe Giudice. What a crazy ride it’s been between those two! It’ll also be interesting to see what happens next between Danielle and Margaret. How do you move on after you push someone’s husband in a pool? Jackie and Jennifer were great additions last year, so hopefully, they bring it this season yet again.
With tonight’s episode in the books, Survivor: Island of the Idols has reached the merge…and by nearly all measures, this has been one heck of a pre-merge season. This last pre-merge episode in particular was a pretty entertaining one to watch, culminating not only in a surprising Tribal Council, but a thoughtful and meaningful one that encapsulates everything that has made this show relevant going into its 20th year on the air.
Like a worm on Jack‘s head, we’re going to slowly slither into this one, because there’s a whole heck of a lot to get to…so get comfy.
As I do at the beginning of every recap, please heed the following: Remember that this recap assumes that you have already seen this week’s episode of Survivor: Island of the Idols. If you have not and don’t want to be spoiled, please come back later! It’s important to add that while we WILL hit on all of the important developments of the episode, this is not a linear “blow-by-blow” recap. It is more of a discussion and reaction of what we just witnessed together.
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Last week’s Real Housewives Of Dallas ended on a cliffhanger with LeeAnne Locken crying in her wedding gown over her mother. I mean what’s a LeeAnne Locken event without drama about how her mother abaaaaaaandoned her?!
At least it wasn’t Rich Emberlin who left LeeAnne stranded at the altar although wouldn’t that have been the most exciting drama to ever grace a Real Housewives episode anywhere?! More exciting even than incarceration and secret weddings.
Ah, memories. I know there are some hard feelings about Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Even Lisa Vanderpump haters were quietly appalled at how things went down last season. It seemed to last forever. We watched in fascination when Kyle Richards challenged Lisa and Ken Todd on their home turf. #goodbyekyle Our jaws dropped as Lisa played her last game of chess and quit. We were told of evil lies and betrayal, but got hung out to dry with no answers or confirmations.
To be blunt, the season was a wash. Fans began to side-eye the all-consuming dog drama and slowly discovered what the players were really hiding. Many viewers found the one saving grace was Camille Grammer Meyer. She rebelled against the #puppygate scandal and did not hesitate to call people out. She pulled certain cast members from their delusion cocoons. She also famously
spoke for all of us advised Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave to “shut it down” when Teddi attempted to speak during the finale party. After a turbulent appearance on the reunion, all of a sudden Camille was gone. As the last hope for anarchy in Beverly Hills faded, the rumor mill started pumping. Bravo doesn’t want Real Housewives of Dullsville! When all else fails, you know what to do! Call Camille Donatacci Grammer Meyer 007.
Real Housewives of Orange County alum Meghan Edmonds’ life has gotten seriously bumpy. First, she discovered that her husband, Jim Edmonds, had a sexting relationship with another woman. I don’t think it was a surprise that Jim couldn’t keep his Dad jeans on.
The couple share three children; daughter Aspen and twin sons Hart and Hayes. In July, Meghan received some tragic news about her son, Hart.
Usually, it’s “bad” news when Joe Giudice is in the headline. Whether it’s legal issues, the possibility of deportation, or the cheating allegations in his marriage, it’s very rarely positive when his name is mentioned. Especially in recent years.
Well, there’s some good news. No, it has nothing to do with his looming deportation. Joe has finally joined social media. That’s right, he is on Instagram. Could he be selling fit tea and subscription boxes in the near future? Or is he trying to make sure he can share his side of the story when he and estranged wife Teresa Giudice eventually split. We all know it’s coming, right? Or maybe he is just ready for some human interaction after a 41-month prison stint and months locked up in an ICE detention center. Regardless, Joe’s Instagram presence is my new favorite thing.