Last night the Real Housewives Of Dallas left Beaver Creek to return to their roots: the rodeo! D’Andra Simmons celebrated her 49th birthday and some of her friends treated her like a little girl who was gonna eat too much cake and make herself sick!
LeeAnne loves a competition over nothing, doesn’t she? Is she in therapy for this or does she not recognize that it’s a problem? Last week she argued with D’Andra over who was queen of nothing, which resulted in sexual assault on a K-Cup; this week she’s competing with Brandi for the title of D’Andra’s BFF. LeeAnne one-upped D’Andra’s K-Cup with an audition for a Def Leopard video – except MTV stop making music videos about 300 years ago, about the time LeeAnne should’ve handled her insecurities.
The rumor was that Dorit adopted a dog from Vanderpump Dog Foundation and returned it to a shelter, which offended Lisa. We all know how Lisa gets about her dogs. Mistreating a dog is probably the easiest way to upset her.
Can you believe this is season 27 for Dancing with the Stars? During the past few seasons I’ve only watched regularly when there’s a Real Housewife competing. This season there aren’t any Bravolebrities on board, but there is an interesting mix of celebrities participating – including a Harry Potter actress. You can see all of the pairings below, along with the bios of the contestants.
If these celebrities have you scratching your head, you’re not alone. E! Online’s Tierney Bricker did a random poll to see if people knew who some of these contestants are – the results were pretty hilarious. Take a look and tell us how many of these celebs you knew at first glance.
She blogs, “Ladies and Gentlemen, please take your seats because the Pageant of Bullsh– is about to begin! I want to start off this week’s recap by stating the truth clearly. While I have worn many crowns, I have NEVER referred to myself as a queen! However, Mrs. Lock CANNOT say the same! Just scroll through her social media… Girl, you can have the title.”
Now that Carole Radziwill is officially done as a cast member on Real Housewives of New York, there has been buzz about a possible replacement. There are reports that the newest Housewife will be someone that the longtime fans are familiar with, for an infamous off-camera appearance on the show.
Specifically, Kelly called Shane a “little bitch,” which obviously did not sit well with Emily who told Kelly she would “kill” her. There is not a more effective way to rile up a Real Housewife than to mess with her man.