The Vanderpump Rules staff should write the playbook on bad decision making. Just this season, James Kennedy got fired from SUR for body shaming Katie Maloney.Then, Stassi Schroeder had another birthday meltdown and texted her boyfriend Beau Clark 70 times. Ariana Madix crossed over to the dark side and joined the witches of WeHo (aka Stassi, Katie, and Kristen Doute). And then there’s Scheana Marie, who proudly displayed fifty pairs of the same sunglasses in her new apartment. At least get different colored frames, Scheana!
Vanderpump Rules’ Stassi Schroeder celebrated turning 30 with an amazing winter-themed birthday party. Both Stassi and birthday twin Ariana Madix dressed alike and wore crowns and sparkly makeup. The party was chill, and everyone got along. Then, Stassi experienced her annual birthday melt-down. She texted and called her boyfriend, Beau Clark, over 70 times, even though they were both in the same house. What incredible self-control, Stassi!
Earlier that night at the party, Beau also
endured shared some quality time with Stassi’s mother, Dayna Schroeder. Beau was treated to Dayna squeezing his booty in front of Stassi. Awkward!
Are Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz Lisa Vanderpump’s business partners or not? Based on the small snippets we get to see on Vanderpump Rules, it’s as if she can’t decide. One minute, she’s entrusting them to come up cocktails for the menu. The next, she asks her daughter Pandora Vanderpump to take on the task instead. On last night’s episode, Lisa had the Toms come up with some drink recipes for a Daily Mail event.
During that same episode, Lisa banned Tom and Tom from being present when Nick Alain, their restaurant designer, showed up with decor and furniture for the restaurant. Really? They can’t even help unload boxes for a restaurant named in their honor? Nevertheless, they showed up anyway much to Lisa’s (perceived) dismay. She claimed that she didn’t want to leave them in suspense if they saw everything before it was set up, but that just doesn’t make the most sense.
Yes, we get it, Lisa and Ken Todd have contributed a majority of the money to TomTom and they have greater ownership in the restaurant. And, of course, there’s no doubt that they’re experts in this industry. Nevertheless, the inconsistent inclusion of Tom and Tom at a restaurant called TomTom is pretty ironic. Tom Sandoval’s girlfriend Ariana Madix stood up for the Toms and called out Vanderpump Rules production in a series of tweets.
The morning after her birthday meltdown, Stassi has some amends to make with Beau Clark. Stassi’s hangover face, puffy and red, has aged her 15 years yet she’s still drinking a beer for breakfast! It’s like one of those aging apps that shows what you’ll look like on your 50th birthday.
Apparently Stassi’s telephone harassment of Beau escalated to in-person harassment. She stormed back into the party to demand he come to bed with her immediately. And in response Beau cried. The next morning he whines that when Stassi yelled it felt like getting “dick punched” in the heart. Do dicks punch? I hadn’t known. Oh, maybe Beau means like being punched by an actual dick. Someone like Jax Taylor, perhaps.
First Stassi has to make amends with Beau Clark after drunkenly calling him, texting him, and screaming at him during her party. Thankfully, Beau loves Stassi but he is not willing to put up with her antics.
Vanderpump Rules fans know that Stassi Schroeder tends to be dramatic on her birthday. And her crazy behavior during this years’ epic birthday bash confirms it. In fact, the winter-themed party that Stassi planned with her Ariana Madix, was cool (in more ways than one). The duo even dressed as twins with crowns and matching sparkling face makeup.
So, it is no secret that Stassi is wild for her man, Beau Clark. And when Stassi was done partying after turning the big 30, she started to text and call Beau. By the way, they were at the same rented birthday mansion. He didn’t respond to Stassi’s texts and calls to come to bed. Then, angry Stassi threw her phone to the ground. Why didn’t she just go upstairs to talk in person?
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The Real Housewives were all about that mother/daughter time this past week. Real Housewives of New Jersey OG Teresa Giudice celebrated her daughter Gia Giudice’s eighteenth birthday! Yes, you read that correctly. Gia Giudice is eighteen years old. How old do you feel now? Personally, I’m feeling ancient right about now.
Meanwhile, Teresa’s costar Danielle Staub went to a play with her daughter Jillian Staub. Additionally, Kyle Richards posed for a mother/daughter photo with Sophia Umansky. Then, Vicki Gunvalson got her daughter Briana Culberson to wear matching pajamas on a cruise.
Then, there were some sweet son photos as well. Bachelor alum Sean Lowe hit the beach with his sons Samuel and Isaiah in Hawaii. Also, Dallas Housewife Stephanie Hollman shared a photo with her. Scott Disick posted a photo cuddling with his youngest son Reign.
In other reality star updates, braces are all the rage these days. Kelly Dodd and her ex Michael Dodd took their daughter Jolie to get braces. Yes, they even marked the occasion with a family photo. Which, is actually pretty sweet. 90 Day Fiance alum Anfisa Nava showed off her new braces.
Stassi Schroeder, Erika Jayne, Kathryn Dennis, and Bethenny Frankel, struck a pose and showed off some chic outfits. Then there are other reality stars who cropped out their outfits and went for the selfies. Luann de Lesseps, D’Andra Simmons, LeeAnne Locken all posted selfies this week.
And of course, as per usual, there were plenty of reality star couple photos on Instagram. Margaret Josephs and husband Joe Benigno went to Miami. Cynthia Bailey and Kandi Burruss posed for a couples selfie with their men Mike Hill and Todd Tucker.
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