Oh, Florida! It must be great to live in a warm climate. Palm trees, the Atlantic Ocean, thumping social scene. Not much slows down a city like Miami, including a pandemic. Real Housewives of Miami used to be a thing and word on the street is, it might be a thing again. Recently, veteran ladies, Marysol Patton and Alexia Echevarria have popped up in the news because a highly contagious virus will absolutely not deter having birthday parties with other Housewives who visit from out of state.
Being immune to all pestilence is a gift not many of us have, because we aren’t the damn Avengers, but if you take a gander at certain Bravolebrities you would assume they are exempt from diseases. Real Housewives of New York star Luann de Lesseps has come under fire for traveling to Miami to party without a mask, but according to her, “precautions were taken“. Now RHOM is back in the media but not for a premier date. Another star has fallen victim to being inconvenienced by Covid.
I would imagine Kim Zolciak-Biermann is tardy for all the parties because she has hundreds of kids. Seriously, how do you do anything when you have four kids under 10? Never mind, what am I thinking? Kim has a chef, a nanny, and stylists who help her stay hot for husband, Kroy Biermann.
We all know the Don’t Be Tardy star made her name on Real Housewives of Atlanta by unabashedly loving glam. Her glam has consisted of Dior, wigs, cigarettes fresh out of the freezer, and lips that rival the ridiculousness of Lisa Rinna. Her oldest daughters Brielle Biermann and Ariana Biermann have been following in their mom’s footsteps for a while too. So, is it any surprise they spend an exorbitant amount of money on glam?
It used to seem like Kim Zolciak-Biermann would only return to Real Housewives of Atlanta if every other female in Georgia suddenly turned to stone and Bravo couldn’t get a statue to sign a waiver. But Kim is a “never say never” kind of gal. She likes to ask, believe, and receive
Botox her dreams into fruition. Kim and her family have been documenting their lives on Don’t Be Tardy since her departure from RHOA. She and Kroy Biermann currently have about 19 kids, some bills to pay, and a rented bus.
Since Kim’s program has returned for another season, naturally she’s doing press. It goes without saying Kim will be questioned about the upheaval RHOA has faced in the midst of NeNe Leakes’
pink slip exit. While it appears the current cast is having a fine old time without NeNe or Kim, she certainly wouldn’t rule out extra money returning for some good times. Now Kim shares what it would take to see her back in the Hotlanta seat.
DAMN, GINA! NeNe Leakes has
gone nuts come out swinging, but metaphorically this time. The former Real Housewives of Atlanta star is on Twitter again and to say it’s a lot is an understatement. We get it, she’s emotional, but now NeNe is saying things that could really bite her in the ass. On the bright side, she’s already out of a job, so there’s not much left to lose. Dignity went out the door about five years ago.
Viewers have seen NeNe upset before. She kind of remains in a bothered state, so this is nothing new. This latest temper tantrum finds NeNe throwing jabs at (former?) friend, Wendy Williams and former boss, Andy Cohen. According to NeNe, Andy is racist and Wendy is under the influence of cocaine. Because clearly anything is easier than admitting you are wrong. Now, NeNe isn’t giving lessons on how to burn bridges. She’s giving lessons on completely incinerating them.
2020 has been crazy. So many things are changing rapidly and it’s hard to stay grounded. But if there is one thing that we can look to for certainty, it’s that someone in Kim Zolciak’s family will be getting fillers. Or surgery. Or using massive amounts of filtering on social media.
Even so, it’s hard to keep up with the low budget Kardashians, despite their constant Instagram presence. We have
been blessed not seen any recent Don’t Be Tardy content, and for that, I am thankful. Although as a side note – season 8 is coming soon. So we aren’t totally off the hook. But in anticipation of the new season, Brielle Biermann has popped up to talk about, what else? Her looks.
Wowowowow. These Real Housewives of New York reunion episodes are already making me question if I can live without these ladies in the coming months. I mean, except for Elyse Slaine who, despite her best efforts, was a total bust. Rest easy. She won’t be back.
After Bethenny Frankel dipped the night before filming for season 12 began, I think we’re all on edge about next year. So far we know that Dorinda Medley is “taking a pause.” Whatever that means. Better yet, Leah McSweeney will be returning. She may have secured a well-deserved pay raise too. From the sounds of it, we will be seeing her for season 13 with some heavy pockets and…a new face?
I hate to admit this, but I actually teared up when Kroy Biermann and Kim Zolciak got married. Not because of their love, necessarily, but the part that really got me all choked up was when Kroy gave rings to Kim’s daughters from a previous relationship when he did his vows.
Since then, he adopted Ariana and Brielle Biermann as his own daughters and they changed their last name to his. Yeah, I know that everything Zolciak is very polarizing, but I really thought that was a beautiful thing when he decided to become a father to Kim’s kids.
Welcome to my press conference with absolutely zero press. I’m here to announce a few things, and don’t worry, none are printed on the back of my t-shirt. First of all, after a Coronavirus delay, our Real Housewives of Potomac ladies are set to come back for Season 5 the first week of August. Taglines are here people! I’m about to build an entire champagne room to celebrate. This franchise is an absolute gift. If you’ve been sleeping on this one, it’s time for a binge. Trust me.
This season viewers will be welcoming Dr. Wendy Osefo to the cast. Apparently Bravo thought she would bring a nice work ethic due to the fact that she’s a political commentator and professor. I’m looking forward to watching her mix it up with either Candiace Dillard or Monique Samuels. You can’t stay neutral on these two! Both women have filed second degree assault charges on the other. These claims were made after a dinner party during the filming. All for this new season! Apparently, the charges were dropped. And what’s the next thing you do after being dismissed from a crime? Drop a rap song! Of course!